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Air Jordan - the Era of the Rising JUMPMAN

Air Jordan - the Era of the Rising JUMPMAN From the Air Jordan 3 onward, the Air Jordan product line has featured a logo known as the "JUMPMAN." Until Michael Jordan's early retirement, the "JUMPMAN" jumped around: Air Jordan 3 - tongue Air Jordan 4 - tongue Air Jordan 5 - outsole and tongue Air Jordan 6 - outsole and tongue Air Jordan 7 - ankle Air Jordan 8 - tongue Air Jordan 3
This is the first model of Air Jordan that made the Nike AIR visible (as well as the first with the JUMPMAN logo). They were originally sold in early 1988, and sold for $100.
The sides also included decorative artificial snake skin.
Air Jordan 4 The Michael Jordan "JUMPMAN" logo is on the tongue (not easy to see in this picture). Original Air Jordan 4 shoes were made in 1988, and sold in early 1989 for $100.
Air Jordan 5
Note that the Air Jordan "JUMPMAN" logo is imprinted on the shoe sole as well as the tongue. Originals were made in 1989 and 1990 and sold for $125. Reissues came out in 2000.
Air Jordan 6 The Air Jordan 6 was the 1991 version, and it originally sold for $125.
Air Jordan 7 The Air Jordan 7 was the 1992 version, and it originally sold for $125. Most versions had "23" on the heel, but they also made a version with "9" on the heel, for Michael's jersey number at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics (the one known for the "sweats with the Reebok logo" flap, where many of the Nike endorsers engaged in various tactics to obscure the Vector logo). This is a rare and highly desirable version.
Air Jordan 8 This is the 1993 version, and it originally sold for $140. These are well-known for the two straps that go across the vamp.
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vegetable beef soup vegetable beef soup

raw materials: beef - 40 grams of rice - 1 / 4 bowl, spinach - 1 trees, broth - 1 / 2 cup potatoes, carrots, onion - 1 / 5
, salt - several
system of law (1) Preparation meat and ground beef.
(2) the spinach, carrots, onions, and mashed potatoes Dunshu.
(3) the rice, vegetables and minced meat into the pot boil, and salt to taste.
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tofu soup ingredients: rice - 1 / 6 bowl, broth - 1 / 2 cup tofu 1 / 10, Salt - Some
system of law (1) Cut the tofu small pieces.
(2) the rice, broth, tofu pot of water on the cook.
(3) cook until thick while adding the right amount of salt.
03 raw eggs, porridge
: egg - 1 / 2 carrot - 1 / 5, Spinach - 1, rice - 1 / 4 bowl, broth - 1 / 2 cup salt - several
system of law (1) Dunshu chopped carrots and spinach.
(2) the rice, broth and chopped carrots, spinach into the pot and cook.
(3) After the boil, and stir into the batter a good stir to open, seasoning with salt.
04 raw vegetables and fish porridge
: fish, white meat - 30 grams of carrots - 1 / 5, kelp broth - 1 / 2 cup carrots - 20 g, soy sauce - a number, m
Rice - 1 / 4 bowl
system of law (1) Picked the fish bones, fish and mashed Dunshu.
(2) the radish, carrot dish with a rub a good eraser.
(3) the rice, seaweed soup and meat, cook vegetables into the pot.
(4) when placed in soy sauce and cook until thick.

cheese cheese porridge porridge

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ingredients: rice - 1 / 6 bowls of water - 1 / 2 cup cheese - 5 grams
system of law (1 ) will be chopped cheese.
(2) to add appropriate amount of boiled rice wok.
(3) Cook until thick in income when the cheese, melted cheese will start off the fire.
06 peas porridge
raw materials: rice - 1 / 4 bowl, peas - 5, milk - 1 / 4 cup, salt - several
system of law (1) peas with boiling water cooked, mashed and filtered.
(2) in the rice and add water to boil with the pot.
(3) Add milk and after the peas, and cook with a slow fire.
(4) salt to taste.
07 walnut porridge
raw materials: rice - 1 / 3 cup walnuts - 5, red dates - 1, Salt - Some
system of law (1) nutcracker to open the flesh removed, soaked in water, stripped of its thin-skinned and mashed.
(2) the red dates and water after soaking broken.
(3) the walnuts, dates, rice add water on a small pot.
(4) cooked with salt to taste.
08 Apple porridge
material: Oatmeal - 3 tablespoons milk - 1 / 4 cup apple - 1 / 6, carrots - 1 / 3
system of law (1 ) Wash the apples and carrots and use a good eraser wiping dishes.
(2) would be a good oatmeal and rub 1 tablespoon carrot into the pot, pour the milk and 1 / 4 cup of water Simmer. (3) open and then into the boiling
good rub 2 tablespoons apple until boiled.

taro porridge, milk porridge

09 raw fish: fish white meat - 1 / 6, milk - 1 tablespoon salt - several
system of law (1) fish lift drop-clean, Dunshu and mashed.
(2) the fish cooked on a pot add milk, then seasoning with salt.

10 raw taro porridge
: Taro - 1 / 2, broth - 1 tablespoon soy sauce - a number of
system of law (1) taro skin peeled off into small pieces , with salt over and then wash.
(2) after Dunlan mashed taro and filter.
(3) the broth and taro on the small pot, stirring from time to time it.
(4), add soy sauce and cook until thick.
11 potato porridge
raw materials: potatoes - 1 / 3 of milk - 2 tablespoons of cooked egg yolk - 1 / 4, Salt - Some
system of law (1) potatoes skin, Dunlan, mashed and filtered.
(2) the potatoes with milk Simmer and stir gently, after thick salt.
(3) place the egg yolks mashed potatoes mud.
12 cheese bread and porridge
material: staple bread - 1, milk - 2 / 3 cup cheese powder - 1 / 2 teaspoon
system of law (1) cut off the edge of the staple food, bread After the pieces.
(2) the pieces of bread and milk Simmer, boiled flour paste and sprinkle cheese.
cake can also be used to make cakes instead of bread, porridge.

tomato soup
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raw carrot yogurt soup: carrot --1/10 months, flour - 1 tsp, cabbage - 10 grams of yogurt - 1 tablespoon broth - 3 tablespoons yellow
oil - a number of
system of law (1) cabbage and carrots into filaments to Dunlan.
(2) stir fry with butter to flour look, add broth, vegetables cooked and lightly stir.
(3) will be good material cooled stew marinated with yogurt, tomato soup

14 materials: Tomato - 1 / 8, rice - 1 / 4 Bowl, kelp broth - 1 / 2 cup, salt - several
system of law (1) The tomato soaked in boiling water, then remove the peel to the flesh, chopped.
(2) will be poured into the pot of rice and seaweed soup is cooking.
(3) cooked with tomato, seasoning with salt.
15 raw chicken porridge
: chicken breast meat - 10 grams, rice - 1 / 4 bowl, kelp broth - 1 / 2 cup spinach - 10 g, soy sauce, sugar - if < br> Dry
system of law (1) to muscle chicken breast meat, cut into small pieces, marinated with soy sauce and sugar it.
(2) Dunshu and chopped spinach.
(3) with a seaweed broth to cook rice about, and then add spinach cook chicken.
16 wakame red clam porridge
material: red clam - 2, dried wakame - 20 grams, rice - 1 / 4 cup
system of law (1) red clam and nepotism vegetable water blisters open net after the twisted and chopped.
(2) Mega will be soaked with the right amount of water into the grinding mill.
(3) the ratio of 1:10 will be fine rice and water, add wakame and red clam cook.
(4) after the salt seasoning cooked.

sweet potato porridge, eggs, eggs, sweet potato porridge

17 ingredients: sweet potatoes - 1 / 6, egg - 1, milk - 2 tbsp
system of law (1) sweet potato, peeled, Dunlan, and mashed.
(2) After the eggs cooked mashed egg yolk.
(3) sweet potato mud Simmer milk, stirring from time to time.
(4) thick when placed in egg yolk, mix well.
18 chestnut porridge
raw materials: chestnut - 5, kelp broth - 1 / 2 cup
system of law (1) After the cooked chestnuts, peeled, mashed.
(2) seaweed broth to boil, add chestnuts and cook.
chestnuts can be strong gastrointestinal function, helps digestion. Infant diarrhea food chestnuts good effect.
19 raw vegetables and porridge
: Beef - 20 grams, rice - 1 / 3 cup carrots, onions - some, sesame oil, soy sauce - a number of
system of law (1) Wash rice with blisters good, beef, carrots, onions chopped.
(2) with sesame oil in the pan fried beef, fried rice soaked re-entry.
(3) the rice and stir-fry until a certain extent by adding carrots and water, boiled the mixture gently, and then soy sauce.

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miso soup ingredients: rice - 1 small bowl, miso - 1 / 2 tsp, carrots, onions, spinach - some
system of law (1) carrots, onions, spinach, cut into pieces.
(2) Add vegetable broth boils, then add rice cook.
(3) after the amplification cooked sauce to taste.


lotus longan porridge

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raw carrot soup: carrots (carrots) amount
production: Wash the carrots into the steamer to remove roots on steamed rice steamed out rotten smashed into the mud
let cool kids like to eat sweets if also a little sugar
characteristics: fragrance palatability spleen carrot sweet nature has the power to aid digestion and contains vitamins B-carotene
which contains a lot of fat, sugar and pectin are convergent adsorption inhibition in children with diarrhea after eating on the inhibition of intestinal motility
diarrhea caused by indigestion very appropriate
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pig fillet porridge tenderloin is back on the pig meat
ancient people as a medicinal their sexual sweet Xianping pork rich in protein and contains more calcium and phosphorus compounds, carbon and water
iron and other nutrients to prevent malnutrition
raw materials: pork tenderloin 100 grams salt 100 grams of rice powder of a little sesame oil Chuanjiao
production: first pork tenderloin cut into small pieces put pan fried with sesame oil and then add rice porridge porridge
the overripe boil with salt pepper Serve
features: Porridge with Meat excellent taste of this soup condiments oil replenishing the body anemia in children eat it prevents the occurrence of

23. longan seeds porridge
[materials] 20 grams of lotus seeds, longan meat 10 grams, 50 grams of rice.
[practice] to take lotus seeds, longan meat, sticky rice with Zhu Chengyu.
[usage] 2 times a day, hot food.
[role] make up Heart, benefit qi and blood. For blood loss anemia.
[commentary] longan nourishing, not long use; Jun seeds can not make peace, you can Jiufu. Reading desk, labor sad spleen, impaired memory, Notani not fragrant, could eat lotus porridge.
24. pudding
[materials] Gorgon, barley rice, white beans, lotus, yam, red dates, longan, lily of 6 grams, 150 grams of rice.
[practice] to take the first 40 minutes of the eight drug boiling, then add rice and continue to boiled into porridge.
[usage] sub ton transfer sugar consumption, ate a few days.
[role] spleen and stomach, kidney qi, nourishing the nerves. For insomnia and fatigue physically weak virtual swelling, diarrhea, thirst, cough with scanty phlegm.
[commentary] supermarket selling rice pudding, taking better warm, healthy eating can be fit and healthy.


Bozi Ren porridge
25. Bozi Ren porridge
[materials] Bo Ziren 15 grams, 100 grams of rice, honey appropriate.
[practice] first Bozi Ren remove the skin, shell, impurities, mash, and rice porridge, congee will be when blended with honey, can Shaozhu boil.
[usage] 2 times a day, even for 3 days.
[role] laxative, the raising of Anshen. For heart palpitations, insomnia, forgetfulness, chronic constipation or senile constipation.
[commentary] Bozi Ren Gan Ping, a raising of Anshen, Yin Liver, spleen and intestines Shu, beauty black hair and so on. Bozi Ren 14% fatty oil, a small amount of volatile oil, saponins and other substances, for the common tonic sedative drugs.
26. Suanzaoren porridge
[materials] Suanzaoren the end of 15 grams, 100 grams of rice.
[practice] first used to be rice porridge cooked with water, cook for a moment to join the end of Semen.
[usage] morning and evening, warm clothes.
[role] nourishing the heart, nerves, gather sweat. For neurasthenia, palpitation, insomnia, dreams, black eye.
[commentary] end Semen sour and sweet taste buds into the porridge, is most welcome. Suanzaoren students can use with fried, scrambled time is too often can damage the active ingredients. Wei Chao Yan Mo Suanzaoren desirable moment, the family can be rolling pin grinding.
27. Zaoren millet porridge
[materials] 100 grams of millet, Suanzaoren the end of 15 grams, 40 grams of honey.
[practice] will millet porridge of water to be cooked, add Suanzaoren end, stir well and then boil.
[usage] 2 times a day, honey, warm clothes.
[role] Spleen dryness, Ning Anshen. Hong attending food is not satisfied, restless sleep last night, dry stool.
[commentary] Suanzaoren to Ning Anshen, millet can Spleen Yang Xin. Suanzaoren moment in the pot Wei Chao Yan Mo, the family used a rolling pin grinding.
28. mung bean porridge
[materials]
green beans 30g, rice 100g
[practice]
1. Mung bean, rice washing clean.
2. The mung bean, rice into the pot, add water about 500g, cook until the rice sticky juice when broken away from the fire to eat. Take 1-2 times daily.
[nutrition]
containing protein 13.6g, Fat 0.65g, Carbohydrate 95.7g, Calcium 39mg, Phosphorus 25.9mg, Iron 2.7mg, Vitamin A0.20 international units of vitamin B10.2mg, vitamin B21. 5mg, Niacin 0.6mg, Nengchan hot 453kcal.
[function]
mung bean is a very good hot weather food, can heat summer heat, detoxification eliminate pain, diuretic dehumidification, matched with the rice, congee, but also spleen Qi, nourishing Sheng Jin, really hot weather in summer and high quality goods, and because the product is not too cold, will not delay the stomach cool spleen, postpartum heatstroke, hot weather to share.


honeysuckle porridge
29. ginkgo porridge
benefits strength, completed five internal organs, anti-aging, elderly, infirm preferred. Eat normal and healthy. The family should eat.
practice:
ginkgo kernel (shelled blanched in boiling water to use in post-seed coat) 6-10 tablets, a small amount of crystal sugar, rice 2, two, water amount, and into the pot, slow fire cooked Serve. The rice can be minced into a paste. Ginkgo should
sugar and other light sweet rice porridge kind match, such as ginkgo rice pudding, green bean porridge ginkgo, ginkgo Adenophora lotus porridge, candy, rock sugar, sugar is appropriate.
30. honeysuckle porridge
material: honeysuckle 30 grams, 30 grams of rice.
practice: honeysuckle in medicine stores. Boiling with water, whichever is gravy, add white rice 30 grams, 300 milliliters of water, cook for the thin gruel.
effect: can be used to control heat stroke, and various heat canker sores, sore throat, Fengreganmao and so on.
31. lotus porridge
material: Xianou 200 grams, 100 grams of rice, a little sugar.
practice: first lotus root slices, and cook the rice porridge, porridge cooked, and then transferred to a little sugar, you can eat.
Effects: Qi Yin, spleen appetizer, the elderly physically weak, hot days, loss of appetite, loose stools thin, fever, thirst, and so can eat.
32. tremella porridge
material: white fungus 60 grams, 100 grams of rice.
practice: tremella first washed with water and foam. After scouring the net rice, into the pot and add water to a boil, then add white fungus, boil Zhu Chengyu, transferred some of rock sugar Serve.
Effects: Nourishing Yin fluid, lungs and stomach, qi and blood, can cure consumptive cough, sputum with blood, Yin thirsty.



Ophiopogon bamboo porridge
33. jujube porridge
material: dates, rice, components can be determined with your taste.
practice: very simple, in the porridge cook until seven ripe, red dates into the cook.
Effects: raising the spleen, heart and lung run, completed five internal organs, the function of government wasting, low blood pressure, lung deficiency cough, have a certain gain.
34. Ophiopogon bamboo porridge
material: Ophiopogon 30 grams, 10 grams of licorice root, bamboo leaves 15 grams, 100 grams of rice, red dates 6 enucleated.
practices: the Radix, licorice root, bamboo leaves with water torture, juice, add rice, congee with red dates.
effect: a little hint of sweet, with Qingre, Qi and stomach and other effects, if the heat was thirsty, shortness of breath, fatigue, not eating, give it a try.
35. milk porridge
practices: tofu paste amount, 50 grams of rice, along with porridge.
effect: There are lungs and stomach, eliminate puffiness, under the aggregate of, Lee urine effect, eat it regularly can be refreshing in summer, dampness, and for the treatment of summer loss of appetite, body tired fatigue Zhu Zheng.
36. mint porridge
practice: The 150 grams of rice, congee, and the other with fresh mint mint 100 grams or 20 grams of dry fry the soup thicker, add appropriate amount of sugar and pour it into porridge, the mix after cool clothes.
effect: the treatment of summer Fengreganmao, headache, red eyes, rubella itching, throat pain are very good.

Chrysanthemum porridge
37. chrysanthemum porridge
practices: 20 grams of a yellow chrysanthemum, chrysanthemum water into a little water to cook, to chrysanthemum, this total of 160 grams of water and rice congee.
effect: This porridge Fengreganmao in summer, red eyes dim, drug treatment and high blood pressure sores are more appropriate.
38. phragmites porridge
practices: 150 grams of fresh reed rhizome, Zhuru 15 grams, 60 grams of rice, ginger 2, the reed rhizome washed, cut into sections, and Zhuru Tong Jian, add rice to the residue , ginger Zhu Chengyu, 2 times to take them.
effect: there is heat, Chufan, Sheng Jin, antiemetic efficacy for the treatment of heat stroke, thirst, nausea and vomiting.

39. Jiyu
Ingredients: 200 grams of chicken seasoning
: diced green onion, 5 grams, 5 grams of salt, stand oil, pepper, ginger 5 grams coriander.
practice:
1: washing clean the rice into pot, add water, 2000 grams, boiled low heat Chengyu
2: chicken into another pot, add ginger and water, boiled small fire cooked, remove and let cool, the shredded chicken, then diced green onion, salt, pepper, seasoning mature oil and mix well.
3: to transfer into the delicious chicken soup pot, with a slow fire 稍煮 moment Serve sprinkled with coriander. Shall, according to personal preferences and habits, but also do not add coriander.
characteristics: taste delicious, eat can nourish internal organs, qi and blood.



40. 皮蛋瘦肉粥
porridge Ingredients: lean meat, 1 (pig tendon meat is the best), preserved eggs 2 (lead-free preserved eggs, a healthier , two lime flavor is not so large), ginger one, sufficient quantities of water, oil, salt amount.
to cook a pot of fragrant delicious soft meat salty preserved egg congee, tips are as follows:
(1) pick-meter: rice porridge with the best rice of northeast China, is just round the Zhenzhu Mi, cook the porridge special foam;
(2) to pre-salted rice porridge: about half a bowl of rice washing clean, use 2 tablespoons of oil, a half teaspoon of salt and a little water (2 teaspoons) Marinate at least half an hour, rest assured, though with a lot of oil, but oil will be essential in the process of porridge, rice cotton so rotten, so it was not greasy;
(3) the meat first porridge fishy cooked with boiling water, or salt into the bacon: porridge with salt meat or cured meat, not too sophisticated a piece of meat of pigs which, in short, not to maintain a single piece of meat cut (I usually use about 2 cm thick, 1-palm-sized piece of pork, if conditions permit, use porcine tendon meat taste better.) If you use lean meat porridge, then the first with boiling water and cook the meat a little
Luezhu, and then washed; if you like salty pork porridge with salt, then salt pork to marinate for a day in advance, as follows:
piece of pork, rinse, pat dry, sprinkle 2-3 teaspoons of salt, spread evenly on the meat, the lower compartment of the fridge (fresh is not frozen into the ice lattice) marinate 12 hours or longer before they can tasty;
(4) porridge boiling water until the material to the full: put a lot of water in a large soup pot, boil before release material. Under the first pieces, ginger, do not fire off a small, cut in pieces to the boiling water, the outside part of the heated and cooked hard, sealed inside the gravy, the meat cooked porridge that is not terrible, and then wait for the water again Nowadays boiling rice and a chopped marinated preserved eggs, which under the first preserved egg porridge and rice cook chopped, preserved eggs will melt into the taste of porridge;
(5) the first fire, after a small fire , the furnace should be sufficient: the water boiling, and down the material, the first high heat for 20 minutes, and then transfer heat and simmer 1 ½ hours, the furnace feet, soft and tasty and easy soup to digest;
(6) porridge texture processing: In the heat and simmer for 1 hour and a half later, the second also chopped preserved eggs, while the cooked meat in the porridge in the fish out, push lightly with chopsticks, torn Silk-like, with the second back into the porridge with preserved egg, cook the last half hour, then turn off the heat. Preserved eggs in the second half hour off the heat and add the porridge before the half hour will be the second preserved eggs cooked neither lime flavor, at the same time become soft, smooth, porridge to eat when they are preserved eggs, and meat for boiling water nowadays, but also with a certain flavor, shredded back into the soup after, especially tasty.
that do not have to cook porridge out of salt, good taste, and under fire, easy to digest. If the porridge a little sticky at the end, please do not push lightly with a spoon bottom of the pot of sticky skin, or else there will be paste soup flavor, we usually put a light in the bottom of the pot with a small spoon porridge cook, the water boiling process, a small spoon was driven to prevent sticking the end of cooking porridge.

41.
pumpkin porridge ingredients: pumpkin 250g, rice 50g, sugar and a small amount of
practice:
(1) first pumpkin steamed soft, mixed with steamed mashed pumpkin juice with pumpkin;
(2) the necessary fuel will be adding an appropriate amount of water, the fire to boil 3 minutes, add pumpkin stir until boil again, open a small fire to cook for 15-20 minutes to slightly;

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Three sentences of a boss

a man out for 20 years, finally going home, the boss asked him: You are 20 years of wages to be three or advice? The man said the road tomorrow, tomorrow morning to give you the answer right? The boss said I could. Men did not sleep that night ... morning, his boss said: I want to three warnings. So the boss gave him three words. First, do not try to find a shortcut, there were no cheap thing, only down to earth is the best way ... Whatever it takes. Second, do not knows is not a good thing to do too much curiosity, there is likely you will have died. Third, do not make any impulsive decisions when, otherwise, this decision is likely to become your lifetime of regret. Having the boss to the man some money and three bread, and told: the biggest in the home after the eat bread. Men hit the road ... he was gone for several days ... the first half of bread, and did not take long encounter an intersection, he inquired: Which way does the ** Near? Passerby: it walked the path, near. Lu Renyi: walk on the path bar, safe. He can not wait to meet with his wife, then go down the lane. Not long to go to hear some passers-by near the downtown Bandit said, and he remembered the boss's first piece of advice: Do not try to find shortcuts. So he walked back to the piece of road. And went a few days, the second part of the bread and ate it ... he found a very cheap inn lodging. Middle of the night heard a woman crying, he slept high. Decided to go look. Then he thought of a second piece of advice: Do not knows is not a good thing to do too much curiosity. So he lie in it. Second day of the leave, the store scared and said: you still alive? ! He puzzled, then asked why. Store said he had a crazy daughter, when the disease introduced by crying out to kill and then, last night lodging guests only you alive. Man sighed: ah ... and go a few days, when the second time he had finished the bread not far away from home. He is more excited. Tian Ganghei down not long after, he went to his village. Home, he just going to knock on the door, they heard the voice of a man inside. He was in a rage, picked up a wood cutting knife burst into the room will be ready to kill that man. But when he thought the third piece of advice: Do not make any impulse decision, this decision may make you regret it for life. So he calmed down, sat outside the house overnight. He was an early morning knock on the door, his wife is very happy to see him back. But he is very cold: the man? His wife laughed and said: That is our Son ... you're gone ... I did not take long when he found the young man and his actually looks very similar. Father and son first met, hugged a man cry out ... After a while the third concerns the bread preparation and wife, child share together ... only to find that 20 years after cutting the wages of all inside. So we have to do anything or to think clearly is his last regret!
9 great things necessary capacity means 9, 9 species of mind
one: calm
(1) Do not reveal your emotions.
(2) Do not tell everyone that your problems and experiences.
(3), in consultation with the views of others before their first thought, but do not talk about.
(4) there is an opportunity not to nag your dissatisfaction.
(5) other important decisions as far as possible to discuss the best every day and then released.
(6) do not have any of the panic talk, walk, too.
II: carefully
(1) what is happening around them, often thinking their causation.
(2) the implementation of the impossible position, to uncover their fundamental crux of the problem.
(3) of the accustomed ways of doing things, the proposal should be improved or optimized.
(4) should do something to develop the habit of methodical and orderly.
(5) often find a few other people do not see the problems or defects.
(6) anywhere on the inadequacy of their own to fill the seats where.
III: bold
(1) lack of confidence not commonly used words
(2) do not often go back, have decided to do lightly overturned.
(3) fighting over the crowd, do not assertive.
(4) the overall atmosphere is low, you should be optimistic about the sun.
(5) intentions of doing anything else, because someone is watching you.
(6), when things do not breath, and again to find a breakthrough to end but also neat and tidy.
Four: Tatu
(1) Do not bother to have a partner who could become rivals.
(2) on other people's mistakes, small errors do not care about.
(3) the money to be generous, to learn the three facilities (fiscal measures, the Dharma, giving of fearlessness)
(4) do not have the arrogance of power and knowledge of the bias.
(5) any results and achievements should be shared with others.
(6) must be some sacrifice or devotion, he himself walked in front.
five: integrity
(1) failed to do Do not say, say on the efforts to do so.
(2) the empty slogans or slogans do not often linked to his mouth.
(3) for the client's
(4) stop all
(5) juggle a small smart, no good!
(6) calculate the cost of the integrity of the product or service that is cost of the brand.
Six: play
(1) review of any fault, when start their own or their own people began to reflect.
(2) issues after the end of the first review of fault, and then set out the credit.
(3) admit the beginning from higher levels, the table function from the lower start
(4) start a program, the first clear delineation of responsibilities, and the distribution properly.
(5) of the
(6) take responsibility for the losses caused by the company should bear
into the nine major means:
1, courage determination - to overcome the habit of indecision nothing
reason many people, the biggest problems is the lack of means of daring decision, always glance right and left, after thinking so the best time they fail. Into a big success in the possibility of coming to see things, the courage to make major decisions, so a head start.
2, Challenge weaknesses - completely change their imperfections
everyone has weaknesses, can not be a major weakness of those who always stick to their own, no major changes in his life; can become a major event are always good at their own The weakness of the surgery, ability to transform itself into a super person. A company can correct its own flaws who can only be a loser!
3, overcome difficulties - from the failure group of successful capital
always face difficult life challenges, can even say that the plight is the The plight of ordinary people in the front and trembling, made major changes to the plight of those who are able to successfully powerful springboard.
4, seize the opportunity - good selection, good at creating
opportunity is the greatest wealth. Some people waste the opportunity easily, so one has great potential, opportunity, slipped quietly ran into a major event is absolutely not allowed to slip away, and can jump toward the opportunity.
5, to play a strong point - do what you do best
a very weak ability of the person it is difficult to open the life situation, the stage of life he must be the victim of heavyweight; into a big person to do on their own things, to fully display their talents, expand the step by step to success.
6, adjust the attitude - avoid emotional harm to the people themselves
negative attitude, in any case can not afford to pick and burden of life, because they can not face the frustration of a personal hygiene, while those on the high-speed into the big state of mind, even if Without any hope, they can see the ray of light of success.
7, immediate action - just saying no, a hundred times better than an operation
vain thought. Some people are
8, good at communication - a clever use of human resources people do not know how to contact
bound to promote the power of relationships. One of the characteristics of those great things are: good by leveraging, by heat to create a successful situation, one pieces can be difficult to accomplishing things done to make them realize their life plan.
9, re-planning - points to a higher starting point
Life is a process, success is a process. If you satisfied with small success, it will promote the great success. Into a major event should know that the difficult process from small to large, so to achieve a small success, to continue to open the next life

can speak any means, can lead to a result, but this result is not the best results, I am afraid it is difficult to say. Events are always selected as the best means to achieve the best results, which most people can do right and wrong. Therefore, the road to success, you want to become a major event, the first problem to be solved is: your means if you plan to promote the immediate success!


ability to achieve great things must have nine

ability to survive challenge: finding good answers in the real world ; ; ;
1, put right attitude, the courage to face the reality
reality for those who constantly complain about poor people, the reality is not desirable, just as prison life, both hands and feet bound, and bound body and mind, so often succumb to the pressure of reality, a weak person; and those who really great things, dare to challenge the reality is, in reality, honing their survival skills, which is called strong by!
Here, we can come to an experience of great things: to adapt to the changing reality of rapid change their ideas, the most important thing is we need to have an intelligent and flexible mind's eye, so people could live.
under the pressure of the real, if you change the concept, timely and forward, can have a multiplier effect.
can not be separated even for a moment the reality of our bottom-up, with the reality of change, we must adapt their ideas, thoughts, actions and goals. This is a survival imperative.
If we have a way to change reality to fit our abilities and desires of the development needs are the most valuable.
2, so you have a strong self-control
made, is to overcome desire, not because of pressure on the heart a bit impetuous, experience things that are not desirable to explode.
a person unless the first control yourself or you will not be in control.
a successful event as long as the target man, knows what he wants, and then take action, tell yourself do not give up, success is only a matter of time only.
If you are in trouble or hinder the way, you go to face it and solve it, and then move on, so the more positive the more the problem will not. When you climb
Yibubuxiang, do not say to yourself is the most difficult to overcome
people themselves, the meaning of these words is that the biggest obstacle to a person's success does not come from the outside world, but itself. Only control myself, to control the pressure to yield to the pressure in front of you.
3, the emotion into the rationality of the box
a generation of resistance is often subtle, but it effects a person's life is huge, this effect reflected from the many little things. We should try to eliminate their negative emotions, because it will give us not only cause physical and psychological harm, and in our road to success, and negative emotions can sometimes become a stumbling block.
To your success, you have the emotional into the rational case, you have to adapt to others, adapt to the situation, otherwise, you are not destined to become a major event, destined to be eliminated.
4, the power of thought alone can stimulate
alone if you know how, then, into the big people who are good at being alone - alone in the process in the power of inspired thinking.
low self-esteem can be overwhelming, like a mountain man and you will never silence can also be generated as a powerful forward momentum.
step ahead than others, to create a successful state of mind.
in alone, you should be thinking, do not always overstaffed.
5, pressure is the best incentive
who want to become a major event, because of lofty goals, the pressure may be greater. But Ruoyu into the event, to be able to withstand this pressure, the pressure as the driving force to promote life.
one of the most outstanding work is often the case out in the face of adversity made. People will want to have to do certain things. Must be done well, the firm does not do.
does not necessarily get good news, is not all lost a bad thing.
6, the transformation strain, have a way out
of change, good change, to adjust their programs of action, which is as big a way to adapt to reality.
a person does not deal with people and the superb skills, the circumstances did not mind all the bases, flexible means to the situation simply can not control the large, will be difficult to become a major event.
a person can see their status, attitude will balance the many, we can look to an objective view, understand the world, and adjust their behavior accordingly.
7, self-confidence is a strong pillar of life who
confidence sufficient ability to adapt to high and low adaptive capacity and vice versa.
general lack of confidence in some of the more serious people who are often psychosomatic symptoms, such as the eccentric, fear with people, talking too extreme, pessimism.
If successful experience doing more, then the confidence will be.
opportunity to exercise self-less successful, more self-confidence is weak, resulting in a serious inferiority complex.
nineteenth century thinkers Ralph Waldo Emerson said: br> 8, the energy into your strengths on the lives of most people
stop at level: To eat and eat, to take the bus and ride for a career, to go home and go home.
not a major event into the event and those who are different only in some small action: spend 5 minutes a day reading, and more make a phone call, a little more effort, one that at the right time, performing on multiple charges a little effort, and more do some research, or in the laboratory test once more.
in action before you know whether you competent to this task.
no excuse can be interpreted as the will Why you still can not be qualified for a job a long time.
Whether you want to pursue what you have to force yourself to enhance the capacity to achieve goals.
spare no effort to practice, engage in active practice, it still spare no practice! Never stop learning, and be sure to apply the knowledge acquired in daily life.
9, to concentrate on doing one thing
If most people focus on a task focused, they can do this work well.
the great things is that traders who make decisions quickly and decisively, they are always the first to identify a clear goal and focus and dedication towards this goal.
time only concentrate on doing one thing, threw himself into and actively want it to succeed, so that your heart will not feel exhausted.
do you need to think of a big row of a small drawer in the drawer. Do not always think of all the drawers, but to focus on that you have to open the drawer. Means each man is not the same things, you can tell, there is a means to a person, there is a kind of a person means to be successful on their own way. Numerous facts have shown that some people are too self-confident, sure miss their means to solve any problem, but do not know that this is often not have any effect. Therefore, they always feel that the goal of success is not getting away from the past, but actually getting away.

into 9 major essential attitude of mind
: positive
1. always thinking out ahead
2. do to the to do extraordinary things
7. to keep the young mind is very important
8. is always positive, active, enthusiastic attitude
II: diligent humility
1. Top Gun thinking, and get down to dry
2. Qin Jing industry, humility man
3. diligence than talent
4. hard-working breeds success, the lazy genius destroyed
5 . cultivate the habit of hard work will be a lifetime benefit
6. have a hard, there is a harvest
7. perseverance and support to The third pedestrian
mind: honest and trustworthy
1. honesty is the essence from their
2. honest and trustworthy is the big winner
3. in good faith to lay a successful foundation
4. True friendship will make your business more developed
5. a man should be upright conduct
6. honesty is as big a > 8. to be honest, with the enthusiasm of the four things
mind: the courage to challenge
1. dare to challenge themselves, to overcome the demeaning psychological
2. challenges that can limit
3. persist in the end made by the courage, halfway is a coward
4. for the challenges provoked into a big confidence
5. Courage is the good way to overcome difficulties
6. Katsuhito by force, since the winner strong
7. perseverance and perseverance is to become a major event in the basic skills
8. perseverance great things, a little attitude no way out
Five: Six good cooperation
mind: contented state of mind of the seven balance
:
optimist attitude The eight: nine generous guest,
mind: Always self-confidence

Moment of the eighteen words will make you sober

1. Patience is the essence, you want to make cheap you make, you want to shame you no sense of shame, whatever. I can give to you, I give; I can not give, you find someone else to go. As for the others to not give, that is your thing.
2. to deal with fake people, not criticize her, and not expose her, but she continued sadly hypocritical it, then pretend to know nothing. Then slowly, a lot of people will take the initiative came to tell you how fake her.
3. to deal with selfish people, not hate her, not to ignore her, but getting away from her, from the bottom of my heart away from her, and then pretend to know nothing. If she find someone else, then you will find that many people stay away from her.
4. no one ever can not do without you, now can not be separated, does not mean never leave. Nothing you can not give up, do not you give up you may be asked to give up eventually.
5. In addition to parents, no one is unrequited. Hello, lover of harmony based on the premise of love, friends, Hello is based on common interests and the elimination of loneliness as a precondition. Another person, not to mention.
6. a person's life may be hard, but a person must learn, Do not rely on others. This is to prevent the people around you are leaving, you can live well.
7. sick, they have to focus on their own, who attach importance to what you can not wait. Until then, you will find yourself either physically or have been suffering in mind.
8. alone in different places to study, to learn more and to contact their parents to communicate, to learn to listen to the words of elders. To learn patience, forbearance, there is nothing that you can not, then someone else wrong, it not worthwhile to take other people's mistakes punish yourself.
9. other people and you say, for any mind to the letter but not the whole letter. However, others say, try to listen carefully to respond, which is respect for human beings.
10. Do not test your friends, or you are not disappointed, that is more of a
11. Do not make one sentimental, even if you are really sentimental. Others may not understand your sentimental, nor the obligations and responsibilities. In this case, you want the vent to become a disgrace and deepen the pain.
12. In any situation, can not play with other people, who will be playing to play. You Xinyan you again, nor the most powerful one.
13. Do not try to steal other people's interests are, but they can not condone people grab their own. This is the principle.
14. there is no need to envy other people's achievements, popularity, status, scholarships and the like. There are five reasons: 1, people may actually pay more than you, but you do not see it. 2, these things only bring temporary satisfaction, rather than a permanent meeting, not worth mentioning. 3, and there are you can not play rules of the game to play and people are tiring of. 4, you have less people, there must be better than others, waiting for the opportunity. 5, no competition for these, your friends will be more.
15. to help others, and try to help. Can not help, do not force yourself.
16. For people who like and against you, the first objective and reflect on their own, correct their own to eliminate its causes. Secondly, look at how naive she is so unhappy she a good person.
17. for different living habits and their own people, to pull farther away, and then live their own and do not affect others, do not ask others to change.
18. good brother, its disadvantage. Do not engage in too complex accounts, money is the parents, not their own making, and in order to save the flower.

Confusion

Urban confusion of the blocks
lonely soul
stay, wandering while only the swirling wind

disperse the sun the whole world
such as falling leaves all make a stunning turn

then disappear
empty heart
in the drift, loss
anterior
is blind to the future
darkness with its wings to the surrounding
walking around in circles
is boring
to the pace of the road towards
always hesitate to stop
scattered leaves
the same with the soul
I do not know where to go

Sample of money is not everything

Too classic to ensure that you've seen the future ~ ~ ~ feeling good

1, people do not make me, I do not prisoners; if we are attacked, be courteous one-third; who repeated me, I stitch; people also attacked, extermination.
2, as a monster, my desire is to eliminate at least one Altman.
3, little girls dreams are looking for a white horse, opened his eyes all over the world that does not slip autumn gray donkey, distraught, you can only pick from the donkeys in the able-bodied, this donkey to be named: affordable men.
4, Day did not drop any on me, I'm still bitter mind, work my muscles.
5, hold your hand, know the Zaichou, burst into tears, the child does not take me away.
6, not long southern red beans, long my face, thinking the truth!
7, I am convinced that there will be a man is tortured by my came to this world.
8, Journey to the West to tell us: where there are monsters in the background have been picked up, those who have no background killed by a stick.
9, do you have any unhappy things? Say it to make us happy.
10, I'm so fond of you, you will not die like my look.
11, although your body spray cologne, but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum.
12, I curse your buying instant noodles without seasoning packets.
13, how can effort to lose weight do not eat ah.
14, my mother asked me if I have a boyfriend what, I said no, my mother said: you can have, and I said: This really is not ... ...
15, the ideal is full, the reality is very skinny.
16, Lei Feng did not go down good, but Everything Diary inside.
17, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? !
18, is unable to extricate themselves, in addition to the teeth as well as love.
19, when life in the harbor vicious black humor, everything became engaged, I yielded to transform itself into a highly educated rogue.
20, time is too thin, too wide fingers.
21, clearly show easy to hide, dark base difficult to prevent.
22, I'm going to cry, I'm going downtown, night night without sleep, his hand a bottle of sleeping pills, hold a small rope to hang himself. Have to fall in love again ugly, talking about the world is full of love.
23, our goal: to money, to make thick.
24, I turned to forget you passerby, so how can accompany you to the horizon Love wasted?
25, intermittent symptoms during the onset of depression, if you're strangers, acquaintances do not find.
26, no health insurance and life insurance, after dark, not courageous ... ...
27, poetry and painting will not, cook and Xianlei.
28, said that money is evil, are fishing; that beauty is a source of trouble, all you want; that lonely at the top, all in climbing; that alcohol harms the body, do not quit; that heaven is good, do not go!
29, crowded bus is included Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and many other sports and fitness programs in an integrated movement.
30, his aging mother Hogan opened an evildoer to know you had.
31, hand in my pocket, and who do not love.
32, holding a kitchen knife and cut the wire, all the way to spark with lightning.
33, single is not difficult, the difficulty is to cope with those who do want you to end the single.
34, What is happiness? happiness is what you eat fish, I eat meat, watching others Ken Gutou.
35, read a book ten years, think of it in kindergarten with better mix!
36, they said I was BT, I do CT, the results of my ET.
37, my strengths are: I'm handsome; but my weakness is: My handsome obvious.
38, I was on a fool's seeds, the results under the rain ... ... drowned.
39, many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be buried corpses on the streets is better than violence.
40, free to study feng shui, accounting for a good death can be considered to make up for the tomb of his lifetime of regret can not afford good housing
41, said that with only two options, or get busy living or get busy dying I think I have a third choice: too busy to die.
42, Chunkun lack of autumn weak summer, the winter just sleep.
43, not their own thoughts, the pain can not take care of themselves, the results can not be self-created, since I can not be happy.
44, a child grow up, I thought I could save the world, and so grow up they discover that the whole world can not save me.
45, if you are destined to not give the response I expect. then kept at a safe distance outside of it.
46, please do not put me on your tolerance, your sense of shame as the capital.
47, a woman's virtue to be ignorant, I must be wicked out.
48, Zhuge Liang before coming out with a soldier did not, ah, you want me to have work experience Pingsha.
49, R & B with hip-hop's spirit came to life like the erhu.
50, ostrich happiness, just a bunch of sand.
51, God, too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too difficult! Work, too tired! And you, and by chance! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far!
52, woke up, the days are dark.
53, wash down medicine delivery bottles, hanging to the rope, jumping, waving a small handkerchief off.
54, Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, material does not, more effort is useless.
55, fool stole the purse of beggars was blind see, the dumb screaming to deaf shocked, hunchback to come forward, and the lame a kick, wanted to pull him guilty of the Public Security Bureau, Asako said, look at my face Forget it.
57, you have to figure out the script of his life - not your parents sequel to the prequel is not your children, but not outside the articles of your friends.
59, the more quiet while the wind blows the tree, the more I love and he is not.
60, opened his eyes to think one day woke up and found myself sitting in the desk chair school classroom. Teachers just throw to first hit the chalk on his forehead.
61, adolescents are not Hu as rash, bold defiance, and ask where's the theme of old age, then the current year.
62, I allow you into my world, but you're not allowed to walk around my world.
64, a few decades to the crematorium all of us to meet a bunch of my pile of ashes you who do not know who all sent to the countryside to do fertilizer ~
65, knowledge of the United States, is to make were confused; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.
66, I thought I was very decadent, today I learned that I had scrapped the original.
67, immature man is to the ideal symbol of heroic sacrifice, the mark of a mature man can be humble to the ideal alive.
68, life is like Zude's mouth, the next you never know who will be unlucky.
69, the sun warm, quiet days is good, you do not, I dare grow old?
70, were not smart, but also learn from others bald.
71, my attitude of God, shining moment in the United States. mortals if you're ...
73, was young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
76, to work! ! Audi to your My Dior.
77, I am a white-collar workers: Today I got paid, to pay the rent utilities, to buy the oil rice noodles, touching his pocket, sighed loudly, and white-collar wages this month, the ...
78, your hand, the child away. Child say no to go, well, close the dogs!
79, life is like that. never occupied the position of absolute leadership, when the numerous idiot shouted to control the living masters of destiny. did not see, living in the sky on a higher. exposed ridiculed mocking face.
80, he is a pot of water, poured into your pile of rice, a few years later, into a mellow wine with water, and you become a pile of discarded rotten rice, is not useless, but also The pigs used.
81, do not want to be slaves of the people, willing to be slaves of the yuan.
83, I am not a fortune teller on the bridge, the chatter not so much you want to hear the knock.
84, lives two decades of memorable words have my size of brain seizures, spinal cord spasm. Always to no avail.
85, true warriors, did not dare to face their own make-up face.
86, Tian tong lao - looks are too, there are three hundred sixty-five inner rift, every crack in a letter to seasons four words, the vicissitudes of life to the demon.
87, things often the case, but also it was too late to turn back, even if you are willing to become a horse, not necessarily look back, waiting for you.
88, who we all thought that he could die for love, in fact, people love die, it will only place in the Who Loved a needle on the bar, and then we tears, we toss and turn, and we long illness into health, We tempered into a steel. You are not the wind, I was not sand, and then also can not get tangled up the horizon, dried tears, tomorrow morning, we have to work.
89, was with friends looking at the stars, along with our tears, he had wanted to, it is because I sprained neck.
90, in fact, you and I are the same, everyone in the installation, the key is to be installed as, and loaded a round, there is a threshold, put forward to become to become the legendary Xingqingzhongren, not installed to cards in there, that is Carmen.

Meteor tears

If fate can be in their own hands, free to do what you love to do, that this is so good! But the reality is always cruel, good things are always so distant from us. . . . . . .
I do not know what it means to their fate? God gave me my life to survive in the world, what will it mean? I do not understand why so many things happened to me? This does not belong to my age bear all filled my world! I have not even had the courage to breathe. . . . . .
really want to face a deserted desert cry, no one in the corner really want to cry and wanted to indulge themselves once, just once!
good promise in every human heart is cherished a dream, I dream to pay a so-called The cost of really awful, like a demon dead hard biting me, my strength slowly depleted until there are no breathing ,,,,,,, I'm like a lost child
not find my way home, I turned around and left to export, to find that little ray of light, but how to be found. Since then I have to wait longer to find it! Waiting for someone to find me, and then took me out of the dark!
day, two days, a month later, I did nothing to change, still waiting for the dawn. When I saw the leaves falling on the ground, I will always be as sensible and leaves the death that day. When the end of its life slowly leaves at least someone found it, had been growing on a tree, and that person is me!
it left his footprints, no people ignore it. Although it is only a piece of the falling leaves! And me? Came to this world is for what? I did not stay silent just quietly!
I no longer wait, but choose the direction, to choose their own way to go. In front of me there are two routes, one is I am very familiar with the road, the other is I have never gone through, do not know where the road leads. I stood mouth of two roads fork, but do not know what options do? The choice of the most painful frustration than this now!
Finally, I chose the piece does not know where it goes, one can see the end of the road! The wrong choice for me, . . . . . .
smile every day is a kind of camouflage, I feel worn out and tired, and when I regain consciousness only to find that he has done fine leather force. Stood looking around the place is not his own, I can then stick to it? Error should continue to follow the path?
I crept back to the fork of two roads mouth, I would like to re-select, select the piece of the familiar path. But I still do not know where this road will give me what? Is the surprise? A miracle? Or. . . . . . .
but I have no way out, even if this path brings me to still be a mistake, then I would have been wrong forever! I have lost too much, too much. . . . . . .
always so cold, dark night, the girl stood on the balcony looking at the stars. A meteor across the sky, while a tear fell on the earth, fell on the night! Do not know the girl against the wishes of a star, what next? But the meteor left a world first drops of tears. . . . . . . .

Let their wives become the world's happiest woman doing it!

Is a good man to see 1 was always kissing her, while she was not looking when crossing the road

2 pull her hand. Even if the quarrel.

3 must have a house of your own, even if small.
4 with listening to her favorite songs and her love to watch movies, with her moving.
5 let her lie in your lap, you can touch her hair.

6 bath, when she sang to her, so she does not feel stuffy.
7 coax her to eat but she does not eat nutritious food.
8 with a couple toothbrush, and then put your toothbrush and a change in her secretly.
9 when she was very tired when she squeezed shoulder, squeezed the foot, and then tickling her soles of the feet make her laugh.
10 secretly recorded her look like walking and sleeping. Whether she lie, or a threat is not removed.
11 there is no reason to hug her.
12 she wrote the things I must look carefully, that she read the inside.
13 over the weekend for her to do the things she likes to eat, then walk.
14 under the big day back in public to embrace her or stop her.
15, when walking in the street not more than 1 meter away from her distance.
16 into the restaurant's door or when the library must sliding door for her to let her go first.
17 bargain grocery shopping with her, and she cook you soup.
18 for her room while she was half asleep, tucked, take a look asleep, she woke up, and then kiss her forehead.
19 special period in her side for her hot brown sugar water, and then watch TV if nothing had happened.
20 am occasionally called her lazy voice to listen to her commission and asked what she wants her back.
21 had given her a lovely nickname that only you can call.
22 cell phones and computers must be the background of her photo or your photo.
23 nickname on the phone must be different from others, when you call her, saw her sister will be very envious.
24 at home to help her childish hair comb, and then called her daughter. If the business will take
25 things to her, although not expensive, but to prove that you think of her all the time.
26 her ride, must be linked up for her seat belt, and then to pull himself.
27 when she wants to release the hold when she must hold on for a while.
28 will never leave her alone, even if you are vexatious, must make her safe.
29 a bad mood when you can talk with her, if you do not want to say, let you hold it.
30 just pretend Qiangzhao Chi on the way a certain food, multi-folder for her more.
31 when she was helpless when you could take her to climb mountain to see the sunset.
32 definitely not after a fight the Cold War, after the coax her to tell her you are good for her.
33 sleeping like her hold you, but when she turned backwards and must have turned around and then hold her.
34 in her home when taking pictures of her and told her to wear the same look beautiful aprons.
35 certain if she takes good care of her sick because she was most vulnerable at this time, for her great nourishing soup boil.
36 wallet must have a picture of her.
37 came home from work will say out loud: my wife, I'm back.
38 midnight deliberately pulled the quilt to their side, let her leave their closer.
39 asked me to listen to her regular meals, drink plenty of water eat fruit, said she was winded and then kiss her.
40 thunder when take her to the arms of sleep, and then said: I am nervous.
41 to help her wipe her mouth to eat to stay in the cream and jam.
42 to stay a little bit of stubble in to kiss her when Zaza her.
43 in front of her friends, attentive care of her, let them know that her choice was right.
44 in front of your friends and attentive care of her, let her feel that you ignored her.
45 lifetime trip with her to her favorite city or country.
46 when she was in a daze, cooking, mopping the floor or lying on the balcony, you will Lanzhu behind her.

47 allowed her to say sorry. Told her it was imperial edict. However, these two words can be nice to replace her husband.
48 even in winter, she said, and ran quickly thirsty you will pour out of bed to help her, but she must come back to help you warm body.
49 when her wallet much money, you will show it, she said: help me buy a pair of socks, keep the change.
50 let her fall in love with the game you love, let her fall in love with you love the team.
51 for raising pets.
52 to see the place in her written articles.
53 took her to amusement parks, cinemas, libraries, museums, cartoon exhibition, and mini bar.
54 have a song about our stories. Every time I go KTV have to sing.
55 when she and you are happy to discuss things or say things, they must put down the things listening.
56 days if she wants to leave you, you will retain, will let her go. Tell her to come to you when wronged.
57 holding a grateful heart and her get along, when you want to get angry, you have to learn to be patient.
58 playing an umbrella when it rains, as the pace of step tread water let the weather take her mood.

59 points to her favorite restaurant dishes, if not on points of fact did not eat, and shouting with delicious or distasteful.
60 in front of your friends and parents would praise her. Regardless of whether she was present.
61 when she ignores you, to imitate her movements, her voice, her face, she said the words spoiled.
62 took her home will take her to the door, tell her tomorrow will come and take her.
63 not stare at another woman in front of her look, to see A piece she never caught.
64 out of a total energy change at any time she likes to eat sugar.
65 if you have one day out of the accident, hope she can find someone to love her for you to take care of her.

Article 200 a joke!

To see how long you can sustain ! Laughable attractiveness 1, bathe the tortoise is seen by toads,
turtle: have not seen such beauty as I do? See you almost have to pop out of the eyeball.
toad: Girl, you tease me, did not see me have goose bumps yet?

2, oriole see Xunsi the weasel said: weasel scolded: Dragonflies do not trust my mom asked: What does she do?
dragonfly: It was singer Oh!
Dragonfly Mother: Singer? Before a dig it!

4, an ant and tree crow fight!
ants: You kind of give me down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ants: Good! I'm waiting for you to have you look good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I'll go get all my brothers, shake you down and killed along with you!

5, both the welfare lottery feces shell mantis, a dragonfly feces shell: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill!
feces shell dragonfly B: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!

6, male butterflies of the female butterfly sings:
along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings: hibernating frog couple in river caves. Drake: Look, more happiness. Duck on drake: Do not look, is the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, let's say nothing in this life, sir!

8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
TMD If you dare to use Hu carrots as bait, and I flat you die!

one, the most When her husband into the room, pointing to the corner of the things: furnishings of a home furnishings. About two in the morning, the husband got up to the kitchen to eat, back to the room when, holding a sandwich and a glass of milk, and gave the plaster, said: three days, even a saliva did not have to drink. less spend the night. One day both at home and have a little guilt on the other side, so extra tenderness. They do not want to sleep until dawn, his wife sat up suddenly stood up and shouted words dream and said: ......< br>

six, the most The village almost every woman having an affair, but in the affair will go to the priest after confession. After a while, the priest suggested that those women: [fall] to convey the meaning of the word the new priest, but the new priest took office, the village is forgot to tell the new priest about it. Women still went to the priest to do the same confession with the priest every day that I fell down today. Because too many people fall, so the priest went to the village head, he suggested to strengthen village road construction, so many people often fall. Unexpectedly, the village head is heard laughing. Father to know why so happy to see smiling village, very angry and said: accident They finally decided to make a final attempt, after several months of effort, rewarded for that hard work, the wife was pregnant, nine months later, gave birth to a healthy little boy. The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his newborn son, but was terrified he saw his son saw his life turned out to be the ugliest baby. He went to see his wife and told her that he absolutely can not be the baby's father, and very ferocious questioned his wife: hand burst into tears, murmuring prayers. Lao Zheng opened his eyes and looked at the little Zen weak, pale lips open and said softly: good, do not talk! I know, this is why I want to poison your reason! to the days of dawn. On the way back, they in urgent unbearable, so bite the bullet and walked into a roadside cemetery. Because did not bring toilet paper, the first woman took off his underwear rubbed, and threw the underwear. A second woman found next to a wreath, then wiped his tear elegiac couplet. Home not long after the two women, their husbands will exchange calls. I will never forget you '! One day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a cell phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each message is the same:
eleven p.m., Mr. Zhang's wife in one fell swoop would be derailed and that is sexual immorality catch the man.
Zhang cursed: not underestimate me, do you think that message I do not understand? read backwards is turtle eat dumplings, rice dumplings to buy snails. After two hours, the snail has not come back, the turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to starve to death! Then the door came the sound of a snail: you his mother to say I'm not going!
day, cows ass out of a problem, ask Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou Well!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, However, to Loaning. finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. damn! drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
4. The doctor asked how the fracture patients. The patient said, I think the shoes of sand to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD have a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: body, the ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for crashed. Then a student stood up and said: said hastily: Q: pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: is the sun, I suddenly saw an elephant walking leisurely, got busy with straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ant said:
20. earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put yourself into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought like, put his into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! . said to him: you come, I carry you now and then .. .. .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so the ants also come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, , a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it, or half of earthworms did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: Buy their own! ! !
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
He replied: man; : Why do you print counterfeit money? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....< br> 28. Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said: : can not but speak out ah? > 30. The female mosquito is: not a good thing, one by one all grown up Chishi
31. I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts said gravely: What is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is last week!
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is too scary! you? No woman before the half-bound; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37. someone to eat beef noodles in do not see the piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect to get that from my wife a wife up in a pie?
38. three mice taste, respectively, United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: , sir. 42. Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: very impressed: : ...
45. friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. before I bought two puppies, called the think of your , and soon the air came a voice: one, said: Bear asked: [The mouse when the toilet paper out ..
50. Panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
53. Production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. Just asses estrus was. production team of employees to go on a business trip to call the production team captain. . small beetles: Mom, why do we eat shit it? Beetles mother: the child, how can we say, when to eat such a disgusting thing
55. A meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor wind This bread is too hard canteen ...>< br> 57. see the Zhou Hua Jian like the song, we borrowed a tape is going through. day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? bunk M: in my bed too! silent two seconds, then turn the whole fell to the bed.
61. a male classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next teacher in class terms: , just give people nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha, right? clearly, I was undercover!
seven Fairy Lake in the bath, Journey anxious not see.
monk seriously towards the lake, shouting: donor, careful crocodile ah!
naked fairies flying ashore.
Pig sigh: ah-led intelligence can not go beyond four
monk to travel by plane, the way the crash, but only three parachutes.
So, Tang Seng said, and everyone to answer, not answer jump out.
Monkey: Monkey King, the sky a few sun ah?
Monkey King: A.
Monkey: to give you one.
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon ah ?
Drifting: A.
Monkey: also give you one.
happy side of the Pig, so simple question.
Monkey: Journey, the sky a few stars ah? < br >....
Pig jumped down.

Before long, four of them and fly to travel. the way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they to answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, when the PRC was established ah?
Wukong: 1949.
Monkey: to give you one.
Monkey: Drifting, the liberation war, is dead How many people ah?
Drifting: 250 million people.
Monkey: also give you one.
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people in the name of what is it?
.... .. Pig and only one jumped down from.

third time, four of them and to travel by plane, and on the way and an accident.
this time, the Pig said: Master, You do not ask, I just jump.
then plunged into the stream.
Monkey hands together: Amitabha, the parachute has four
1. One night, a naked man called a taxi , the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked man it! driver also furious: I think you where the money from his mother!

2 . male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. woke to find the man really did not have lines, severely beat the men and woman a slap in the face: you do not even like animals! ;

3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds it!

4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: to ask, you know where in some areas? There almost every day of rain. It threw the badly beaten, worried that: it father, or tell it, it is not we own the!

7. and friends to the Mountain the top to see the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: What you cried ah! that friend one, but was happy to follow the call: ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: : well-known passenger stuck his head slowly in front of me: Monkey King. you do not chase the

6. One day test organisms, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Health is a do not know, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. proctor teacher was very angry and asked him: replied, br> Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
master came home the door lay person, the owner wonder, this Who
door: for gas

11. A professor teaching in the field: . . . . . . . Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? are hanging plaster nest to undecided cow panic recalls: I do not remember, when he too quickly!

16. A polar bear to stay alone on the ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly exclaimed ... ... ... ... cold ah!! ... ... ... ... ... ...

17. Meirenpeizi colleague's daughter is a small, home from the kindergarten her mother often asked her: hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! the man answered, comrades!

21. monkey asked the fox, how to put a song that described the elephant ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying: , can beat you on the line. clean, Cawan also blow So good
back, walk away, and went for many years, shut the gas, but also starting, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
door, knocked on the door:
- polar bear! come out to play!
polar bears:
- does not play.

26. junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: the students attention ! I want out of shape! ... ...

27. a judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A judge said: ? dropped from the plane to. crow with a smile on pig said: A rabbit into a shop to ask the boss: Do you have any carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Impatient boss says no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears! Rabbit
After a child again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...
30.
Devil devil seize the princess said: Do you not call it breaking the throat, no one will save you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the devil she is!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
Ghost: Fuck! Been found.

by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Pishi with me!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Who told me? !
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I! ! ! It is said that the devil got
from schizophrenia.

31. Princess marriage of a king was asked to head an apple on the princess, who shot a chance to have it married the princess.
the first man shot in the apple, he said: Three men accidentally shot the princess, he said: A person in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic chase to him holding a kitchen knife to, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.

33. Flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts
are sitting properly, as with the living.

39. Father and son take the bus.
Son: Dad, what time ah?
father: stop to go.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.

40. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will the people ate, the results say a word, no eat
He said the tiger was . .

41. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man learned their children: Wolf was choked, said: men, men are liars!!!

42. the girl asked her boyfriend, away from me like ants.! ! to carve a good pull. But hairdresser accidentally knocked off and root. Sanmao fire a look: you want me to Ah disheveled?

49. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked : how do you know did not receive!? in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: I am one of an injured left foot.
Teacher comments: centipede you do?
subject: one after another Continued
children: work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: in the end you have several father ah?
Title: sad
children: a bar in front of my house ditch sad.
Teacher comments: teachers more sad
Title: another and
children: my mother was short and fat and tall and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of gold Steel up?
Title: You see
children: What you looking at! never seen ah?
Comments: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Rong confession .
Comments: Do not read too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........< br> Title : innocent children
wrote: really hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the phrase, can not be separated
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :..... ............< br> Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die

Morning and make your bed

 Why do not immediately get up after the Diepi ? In metabolism , the human body itself is a source of pollution , because of its tissues and organs can produce large amounts of metabolic waste. Research shows that people in the sleep process, the human respiratory tract can be discharged harmful substances such as carbon dioxide 149 , may be discharged from the skin pores of 171 species of chemical substances. It has been determined , even healthy people, one night can also be breathing , talking , coughing, discharge of bacteria , viruses, nearly ten billion . If cold , pneumonia, farting , etc. , pollution will increase . Especially in the winter , windows and doors closed , poorly ventilated, these chemical pollutants filling the room.

owned by people 's clothes , his body was evaporating the water , but also makes the quilt of different procedures to get wet, so to flush out the chemicals stick in the quilt can not be distributed as soon as possible . If you get up immediately after the beds, these harmful chemicals to be wrapped in the quilt , when used again in the evening to be absorbed , and thus adversely affect human health .

Therefore, do not immediately Diebei and wake up the beds, but readily will flip the quilt , so that the quilt outward, the doors and windows open ventilation, makes the quilt on the natural distribution of water and chemical contaminants . Paternity wash up after the morning exercise workout , and then the beds, folded quilt.

People are generally within this

 To walk soon
2, like the night, used to stay up late
3, hide your heart, like a person in tears
4, like to have pockets of clothes, or do not know the hand of the release Where
5, used to hold arm
6, used to the cold war
7, like the windows, like the corner, used to curl up
8, enjoy writing and reading
9, inexplicably alone, can not resist fear
10, very quiet, or love to talk

11, feelings on the bottom of my heart, have their own world
12, to smile on his face, fancies himself a sense of security children
13, used to silence, in silence, or select the outbreak of destruction
14, used to doubt, but always put the good in people
15, does not believe in fairy tales, has been expecting a real know how to protect their own people there
16, like nostalgia, and then felt a deep loneliness and fear
17, does not like shopping can be a person who has always been a shopping
18, a little thing to your head, think of dramatic scary
19, like to listen to slow songs, sad songs
20, will be very careful to note the emergence of life for everyone

21, used to crush, love will serve on a
22, sitting in front of the computer, do not know what to do, but do not want to turn it off
23, that everyone in the world are not reliable, but still as to choose to believe that someone else < br> 24, occasionally kind of want to disappear, or to life the idea of ​​sleeping
25, does not like to wait, but always wait
26, often inadvertently daze
27, used to live in the past, like the retro
28, always get things like a very long
29, is not used to somehow disappeared in my life
30, no one can always feel their pain in my heart < br>
31, easily satisfied and more prone to injury
32, like the sad, and even decadent
33, used to keep their own, because only when such leave, the heart will not hurt
34, there is always a kind of feeling neglected
35, seems to bother, it seems superficial, in fact were protecting their
36, to pay much more than get
37, very stubborn, and do not know how to give up, But never once gave up on the back
38, always said to leave, but again found himself without leaving the grounds
39, smiling in front of others very happy, very indifferent when a person down
40, in front of strangers is very quiet, in front of friends nonsense
41, playing online games just to pass the lonely
42, when the rain like drizzle
43., not the desired too much in return, as long as you can let us a little dead-set can be small, but there must be
44, in a bad mood, but like to listen to sad song.

Juelian brother I want to be your bride

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an old miner died, leaving one child, a man and a woman, the boy eight years old, old girl, not his own, is his adopted children, boys first, girls children in the post.
old miner died in cave accident, but he is black coal in the mine, he was such a thing can only be considered bad luck, that's death of a cave to a few people, usually with fever unusual, his departure so that the two only rely on the child lost.
boy for the brother, called Li Ziqiang, girl called Limei Hui, related to the old miner's name, the boy's name is to him self-improvement, she was beautiful and wonderful girl in the hope, the old teacher, to find the miners from the name.
lost brother and sister sat in the cold depends on the house, very sad, do not know how to do, they are not living, maybe tomorrow will go hungry.
kang in the cold night, the boy could not sleep a little naive, is covered with a thick cold, clutching afraid of the dark sister to give her only warm.
mines the next day stubborn little boy appeared on the figure, carrying a large pocket Lou, picking coal mine, ten miles outside the town to sell, a pocket Lou can sell a dollar, this is Li Ziqiang's decision to pay him from two of life.
little girl soon learned, and stubborn with his brother behind, they can pick from a small half-day semi-pocket Lou, more so, would not move back.
from the vicinity of two siblings who can often see a small town in the coal mine on the way to and from, my brother holding his sister's hand, carrying a pocket height of a man Lou, sweat strewn miles of this rugged mountain.
is such a over six years, these six years, Li Ziqiang darker thinner, but robust, and in the daytime carrying pocket picking Mei Lou, reading lamp at night in the self-learning, teaching my sister to read and write. Old miners attack and told him that only the reading, have a way out, for the biological father when the old miner's Li Ziqiang of course, is convinced.
This year, Li Ziqiang applied to participate in the exam, have done quite well, was admitted to the county, but he had no money read, only to pick coal career, continued self-learning.
Three years later, Li Ziqiang applied to take the exam, the miserable, he did not lose heart, continue to self, while his sister into the junior high school life more difficult, and give him time to learn even less.
the entrance Chunghwa Cigarette in the third, he completely discouraged, his age is not suitable for school, but he stayed to look at the top of a room full of awards, each received a certificate are the sister Limei Hui, He decided to let her sister to become useful.
sister of the test results came out, county, the first place. He made a ton
only appeared only meat dish dinner, awards sister, told her to concentrate on reading, he was prepared to go to cities to work, be sure the sister university.
Limei Hui eating his brother do the cooking, had tears streaming, my brother's thirst for knowledge than anyone strong, silent for so many years thinking about his brother's hard for her subject to tears after dinner, Limei Hui also made a decision.
summer, Limei Hui quietly
city in the county to find a job, the year she was seventeen.
when she took the hard-earned money to go to school to repeat the moment of Li Ziqiang, Li Ziqiang for the first time beat her, a slap in the face and hit himself Flows tears, holding her sister, a man was crying not a sound, in her sister's pleading, and said he stopped a few years as can be read in high school, we must allow his brother to college, and ultimately Li Ziqiang into the desire of the two years of school.
Li Ziqiang's strenuously, performance is amazing, crazy sucking knowledge, in a year, access to prestigious universities in the provincial capital letter.
Li Ziqiang in the provincial capital to study, younger sister working in the provincial capital.
Limei Hui only junior secondary education, find work around the wall, pull down a lot of bad trades to come to join her water Lingling, of course, she refused to teach her brother's life truth, she is remembered. She finally chose the morning newspaper delivery, send flowers the morning and afternoon in the hotel Duan Panzi, the complexity of the evening washing dishes career, to her brother's school fees as much as possible Coushang, she's hard at work at all.
Li Ziqiang into the universities, in order to complete their studies within three years, so my sister in the future to continue to study, sucking his crazy knowledge, regardless of any occasion to hold books.
Limei Hui very pleased Zaikuzailei, watching his brother to study hard, get good results, she felt worth it.
Limei Hui Li Ziqiang appear in front is always very happy, very happy, the day's hard to hide up the total exhaustion, crazy early graduation in order to study the Li Ziqiang sister's body did not notice more and more thin, smiling also increasingly more reluctant.
Limei Hui brother in the provincial capital to the high school tuition, and what the cumulative hard work done, always happy, my colleagues are like this bright and lively girl, she was all praise, all kinds of rewards the total missed her.
Limei Hui more beautiful, but also increasingly thin, and finally a time in a pantry, collapsed to the ground.
taken to hospital by colleagues after the results of the check she woke up, she tore up, the work of a more happy, because my brother graduate soon. Li Ziqiang
finally graduated, won the opportunity to work in the provincial capital, has been wearing glasses for Li Ziqiang the good news to share with his sister, both excited and dancing in the rental house called, is the night Li Ziqiang for the first time after drinking.
chaos of wine may be able to, they live in small rented rooms, in the middle to pull a curtain, ignorant of the relationship between the two occurred.
next morning, Li Ziqiang deep remorse, watching sheets of red plum, Li Ziqiang direct himself in the face, although they both know that is not the siblings, but Li Ziqiang's minds, Limei Hui than their sister to be pro. Limei Hui struggling to climb up and hugged Li Ziqiang, and even said do not blame him, and said he last menstrual period is not dangerous, this era is not a virgin is not important. Li Ziqiang deep guilt, did not notice Limei Hui pale face almost no trace of blood, at the moment the body is much too weak to go to all this is just last night on their own violations.
Li Ziqiang to work, the environment, and was admitted to the unit of the house, but also to Limei Hui to find the school, so continue reading. But Li Ziqiang suddenly feel younger sister
somewhat different, and each time walked through the door slippers, food, bath water is ready, just like little wife wait on him in general. While the former will be so, but aware of what Li Ziqiang, Limei Hui eyes of tenderness made him shudder, in several deliberately broke into his room, he finally take it anymore, he found a girlfriend, started in love, and deliberately did not like the manager with his own daughter into the house, hoping to alert Limei Hui.
Li Ziqiang all this is to the so-called ethics and public pressure, is this account of their siblings, the eyes of outsiders is also a pro-brother and sister.
But all did not seem that the role of Limei Hui, except Li Ziqiang did not say it in person, but that they can not be embarrassed to live together, he knows he can not do without my sister, my sister can not be separated He, the two always had each other, so I do not have the heart to point out.
Li Ziqiang final decision was hastily married to the manager hinted several times, Li Ziqiang final to her sister, chose to marry, the manager's daughter, although he does not love her.
When going to tell Limei Hui Li Ziqiang the moment, Limei Hui laugh, beautiful smile beautiful, although the depth of a little blue eyes, but her smile is sincere, Limei Hui Road, my brother, I would look forward to your On this day come.
Limei Hui cry, very sad, very sad, my brother loves her, she knew, but that love, not that she needs, she needs her brother's true love, Valentine's love in general, she did not time, so she was scheming to get his brother's love, but so completely away from her brother was. But she can not marry against my brother, the bride she had seen, that look to see my brother, and himself, is a woman love his brother, the brother to her, and yourself to, you can rest assured.
this night, she cried all night the next day she had to leave school, my brother needs a beautiful bridesmaid bridesmaids, my brother a few days to be married.
Li Ziqiang's wedding, everyone looked stunning bridesmaid Limei Hui, as if she is the bride, but why my brother got married, the girl had been laughing eyes was heartbreaking depths of sadness, everyone can read, but no one said it was the wedding, the wedding celebration.
Li Ziqiang is Western-style wedding, the newly completed cathedral in the provincial capital.
units in the Outstanding Youth, and the wedding the bride is the daughter of the manager is particularly lively, to celebrate the crowd outside the church, almost the entire traffic blocked.
Limei Hui has been laughing, even from the morning, whole body pain like acupuncture in general, the doctor said is true, he really can not be excited, but she is more sweet, charming smile, almost as a wedding focus.
looked at his brother and the bride entered the church, to the brother and the bride exchanged wedding rings, Limei Hui a more severe physical and mental pain, especially in the brother and the bride exchanged rings at the moment, her smile frozen, a plant down, but his eyes reveal a deep appreciation.
have confused the whole church, the crowd screaming, the Li Ziqiang sister holding mad rush of the general hospital.
emergency rooms, Li Ziqiang degree of anxiety with the pace of the party left out in the side of the bride.
end when the number of hours later, the emergency room door opened, Li Ziqiang not believe the words heard.
We try our best.
Li Ziqiang Meng, and insane to seize the doctor by the collar, howling with. After four weeks of the men who
, but that young doctors began to shout at him, why the late stage of cancer to take her to.
Li Ziqiang Meng, and advanced cancer? Why? Why?
bad no one told him why, and who do not believe a smile so bright, smiling girl is already fascinated people dying patients.
Limei Hui went to so urgent, in her bloom gone.
Li Ziqiang hovering in the sister's room, the room was hung with pictures, the sister of painting talent is high, the room has left a lot of painting the shadow of their former happy, see Li Ziqiang sad tears.
him a pair of off, these are my sister's favorite, he would burn her.
but he put away his sister in the most recent one to their own painting, I saw the back of the inscription.
brother: When you see the moment of writing, I must be not around you, and my brother, you have to be strong, not for me, sorry you're sad, and my sister will be sad in the following, the brother will not let his sister in The following sad.
brother, I have always put their patients tell you, I'm afraid you'll be uncomfortable, so I will be more painful. When I know my illness, I have also not willing to, depression before, but think of my brother, I buried it all up, my brother does not like unhappy the way his sister, brother, sister are not happy to see, will feel bad.
brother, something that night, my sister do not blame you, never blame, blame your sister that night, all sister, sister, brother, that will soon be leaving to her sister's selfish, I drunk a brother, to lure a brother. Brother, I'm sorry, looking at his brother's guilt, his sister was painful, sister need love, not brother and sister love, brother love love.
brother some of his words, I have been keeping everything, not to say to you, love you, sister, sister, brother, not only sister, sister, brother, lover want to be, from small to large, her sister's heart that only her brother's shadow. Happy brother and sister will be happy, sad brother and sister will be sad. Brother and sister should not fall in love with you, make you sad, sad look at the way his brother, sister, tears every day, self-blame, but still so selfish before he died, want to love you, brother, please forgive her sister's selfishness. want to be the bride's sister, brother
must document.
Li Ziqiang see tears, suddenly casting himself in the mourning hall at the Limei Hui portrait of the former, wept aloud.
sister, there is a saying, brother, would like to say to you, love you brother, is a lover.