Is a good man to see 1 was always kissing her, while she was not looking when crossing the road
2 pull her hand. Even if the quarrel.
3 must have a house of your own, even if small.
4 with listening to her favorite songs and her love to watch movies, with her moving.
5 let her lie in your lap, you can touch her hair.
6 bath, when she sang to her, so she does not feel stuffy.
7 coax her to eat but she does not eat nutritious food.
8 with a couple toothbrush, and then put your toothbrush and a change in her secretly.
9 when she was very tired when she squeezed shoulder, squeezed the foot, and then tickling her soles of the feet make her laugh.
10 secretly recorded her look like walking and sleeping. Whether she lie, or a threat is not removed.
11 there is no reason to hug her.
12 she wrote the things I must look carefully, that she read the inside.
13 over the weekend for her to do the things she likes to eat, then walk.
14 under the big day back in public to embrace her or stop her.
15, when walking in the street not more than 1 meter away from her distance.
16 into the restaurant's door or when the library must sliding door for her to let her go first.
17 bargain grocery shopping with her, and she cook you soup.
18 for her room while she was half asleep, tucked, take a look asleep, she woke up, and then kiss her forehead.
19 special period in her side for her hot brown sugar water, and then watch TV if nothing had happened.
20 am occasionally called her lazy voice to listen to her commission and asked what she wants her back.
21 had given her a lovely nickname that only you can call.
22 cell phones and computers must be the background of her photo or your photo.
23 nickname on the phone must be different from others, when you call her, saw her sister will be very envious.
24 at home to help her childish hair comb, and then called her daughter. If the business will take
25 things to her, although not expensive, but to prove that you think of her all the time.
26 her ride, must be linked up for her seat belt, and then to pull himself.
27 when she wants to release the hold when she must hold on for a while.
28 will never leave her alone, even if you are vexatious, must make her safe.
29 a bad mood when you can talk with her, if you do not want to say, let you hold it.
30 just pretend Qiangzhao Chi on the way a certain food, multi-folder for her more.
31 when she was helpless when you could take her to climb mountain to see the sunset.
32 definitely not after a fight the Cold War, after the coax her to tell her you are good for her.
33 sleeping like her hold you, but when she turned backwards and must have turned around and then hold her.
34 in her home when taking pictures of her and told her to wear the same look beautiful aprons.
35 certain if she takes good care of her sick because she was most vulnerable at this time, for her great nourishing soup boil.
36 wallet must have a picture of her.
37 came home from work will say out loud: my wife, I'm back.
38 midnight deliberately pulled the quilt to their side, let her leave their closer.
39 asked me to listen to her regular meals, drink plenty of water eat fruit, said she was winded and then kiss her.
40 thunder when take her to the arms of sleep, and then said: I am nervous.
41 to help her wipe her mouth to eat to stay in the cream and jam.
42 to stay a little bit of stubble in to kiss her when Zaza her.
43 in front of her friends, attentive care of her, let them know that her choice was right.
44 in front of your friends and attentive care of her, let her feel that you ignored her.
45 lifetime trip with her to her favorite city or country.
46 when she was in a daze, cooking, mopping the floor or lying on the balcony, you will Lanzhu behind her.
47 allowed her to say sorry. Told her it was imperial edict. However, these two words can be nice to replace her husband.
48 even in winter, she said, and ran quickly thirsty you will pour out of bed to help her, but she must come back to help you warm body.
49 when her wallet much money, you will show it, she said: help me buy a pair of socks, keep the change.
50 let her fall in love with the game you love, let her fall in love with you love the team.
51 for raising pets.
52 to see the place in her written articles.
53 took her to amusement parks, cinemas, libraries, museums, cartoon exhibition, and mini bar.
54 have a song about our stories. Every time I go KTV have to sing.
55 when she and you are happy to discuss things or say things, they must put down the things listening.
56 days if she wants to leave you, you will retain, will let her go. Tell her to come to you when wronged.
57 holding a grateful heart and her get along, when you want to get angry, you have to learn to be patient.
58 playing an umbrella when it rains, as the pace of step tread water let the weather take her mood.
59 points to her favorite restaurant dishes, if not on points of fact did not eat, and shouting with delicious or distasteful.
60 in front of your friends and parents would praise her. Regardless of whether she was present.
61 when she ignores you, to imitate her movements, her voice, her face, she said the words spoiled.
62 took her home will take her to the door, tell her tomorrow will come and take her.
63 not stare at another woman in front of her look, to see A piece she never caught.
64 out of a total energy change at any time she likes to eat sugar.
65 if you have one day out of the accident, hope she can find someone to love her for you to take care of her.
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Article 200 a joke!
To see how long you can sustain ! Laughable attractiveness 1, bathe the tortoise is seen by toads,
turtle: have not seen such beauty as I do? See you almost have to pop out of the eyeball.
toad: Girl, you tease me, did not see me have goose bumps yet?
2, oriole see Xunsi the weasel said: weasel scolded: Dragonflies do not trust my mom asked: What does she do?
dragonfly: It was singer Oh!
Dragonfly Mother: Singer? Before a dig it!
4, an ant and tree crow fight!
ants: You kind of give me down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ants: Good! I'm waiting for you to have you look good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I'll go get all my brothers, shake you down and killed along with you!
5, both the welfare lottery feces shell mantis, a dragonfly feces shell: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill!
feces shell dragonfly B: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
6, male butterflies of the female butterfly sings:
along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings: hibernating frog couple in river caves. Drake: Look, more happiness. Duck on drake: Do not look, is the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, let's say nothing in this life, sir!
8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
TMD If you dare to use Hu carrots as bait, and I flat you die!
one, the most When her husband into the room, pointing to the corner of the things: furnishings of a home furnishings. About two in the morning, the husband got up to the kitchen to eat, back to the room when, holding a sandwich and a glass of milk, and gave the plaster, said: three days, even a saliva did not have to drink. less spend the night. One day both at home and have a little guilt on the other side, so extra tenderness. They do not want to sleep until dawn, his wife sat up suddenly stood up and shouted words dream and said: ......< br>
six, the most The village almost every woman having an affair, but in the affair will go to the priest after confession. After a while, the priest suggested that those women: [fall] to convey the meaning of the word the new priest, but the new priest took office, the village is forgot to tell the new priest about it. Women still went to the priest to do the same confession with the priest every day that I fell down today. Because too many people fall, so the priest went to the village head, he suggested to strengthen village road construction, so many people often fall. Unexpectedly, the village head is heard laughing. Father to know why so happy to see smiling village, very angry and said: accident They finally decided to make a final attempt, after several months of effort, rewarded for that hard work, the wife was pregnant, nine months later, gave birth to a healthy little boy. The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his newborn son, but was terrified he saw his son saw his life turned out to be the ugliest baby. He went to see his wife and told her that he absolutely can not be the baby's father, and very ferocious questioned his wife: hand burst into tears, murmuring prayers. Lao Zheng opened his eyes and looked at the little Zen weak, pale lips open and said softly: good, do not talk! I know, this is why I want to poison your reason! to the days of dawn. On the way back, they in urgent unbearable, so bite the bullet and walked into a roadside cemetery. Because did not bring toilet paper, the first woman took off his underwear rubbed, and threw the underwear. A second woman found next to a wreath, then wiped his tear elegiac couplet. Home not long after the two women, their husbands will exchange calls. I will never forget you '! One day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a cell phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each message is the same:
eleven p.m., Mr. Zhang's wife in one fell swoop would be derailed and that is sexual immorality catch the man.
Zhang cursed: not underestimate me, do you think that message I do not understand? read backwards is turtle eat dumplings, rice dumplings to buy snails. After two hours, the snail has not come back, the turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to starve to death! Then the door came the sound of a snail: you his mother to say I'm not going!
day, cows ass out of a problem, ask Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou Well!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, However, to Loaning. finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. damn! drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
4. The doctor asked how the fracture patients. The patient said, I think the shoes of sand to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD have a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: body, the ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for crashed. Then a student stood up and said: said hastily: Q: pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: is the sun, I suddenly saw an elephant walking leisurely, got busy with straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ant said:
20. earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put yourself into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought like, put his into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! . said to him: you come, I carry you now and then .. .. .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so the ants also come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, , a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it, or half of earthworms did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: Buy their own! ! !
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
He replied: man; : Why do you print counterfeit money? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....< br> 28. Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said: : can not but speak out ah? > 30. The female mosquito is: not a good thing, one by one all grown up Chishi
31. I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday tocolumns were identified, experts said gravely: What is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is last week!
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is too scary! you? No woman before the half-bound; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37. someone to eat beef noodles in do not see the piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect to get that from my wife a wife up in a pie?
38. three mice taste, respectively, United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: , sir. 42. Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: very impressed: : ...
45. friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. before I bought two puppies, called the think of your , and soon the air came a voice: one, said: Bear asked: [The mouse when the toilet paper out ..
50. Panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
53. Production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. Just asses estrus was. production team of employees to go on a business trip to call the production team captain. . small beetles: Mom, why do we eat shit it? Beetles mother: the child, how can we say, when to eat such a disgusting thing
55. A meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor wind This bread is too hard canteen ...>< br> 57. see the Zhou Hua Jian like the song, we borrowed a tape is going through. day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? bunk M: in my bed too! silent two seconds, then turn the whole fell to the bed.
61. a male classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next teacher in class terms: , just give people nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha, right? clearly, I was undercover!
seven Fairy Lake in the bath, Journey anxious not see.
monk seriously towards the lake, shouting: donor, careful crocodile ah!
naked fairies flying ashore.
Pig sigh: ah-led intelligence can not go beyond four
monk to travel by plane, the way the crash, but only three parachutes.
So, Tang Seng said, and everyone to answer, not answer jump out.
Monkey: Monkey King, the sky a few sun ah?
Monkey King: A.
Monkey: to give you one.
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon ah ?
Drifting: A.
Monkey: also give you one.
happy side of the Pig, so simple question.
Monkey: Journey, the sky a few stars ah? < br >....
Pig jumped down.
Before long, four of them and fly to travel. the way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they to answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, when the PRC was established ah?
Wukong: 1949.
Monkey: to give you one.
Monkey: Drifting, the liberation war, is dead How many people ah?
Drifting: 250 million people.
Monkey: also give you one.
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people in the name of what is it?
.... .. Pig and only one jumped down from.
third time, four of them and to travel by plane, and on the way and an accident.
this time, the Pig said: Master, You do not ask, I just jump.
then plunged into the stream.
Monkey hands together: Amitabha, the parachute has four
1. One night, a naked man called a taxi , the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked man it! driver also furious: I think you where the money from his mother!
2 . male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. woke to find the man really did not have lines, severely beat the men and woman a slap in the face: you do not even like animals! ;
3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds it!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: to ask, you know where in some areas? There almost every day of rain. It threw the badly beaten, worried that: it father, or tell it, it is not we own the!
7. and friends to the Mountain the top to see the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: What you cried ah! that friend one, but was happy to follow the call: ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: : well-known passenger stuck his head slowly in front of me: Monkey King. you do not chase the
6. One day test organisms, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Health is a do not know, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. proctor teacher was very angry and asked him: replied, br> Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
master came home the door lay person, the owner wonder, this Who
door: for gas
11. A professor teaching in the field: . . . . . . . Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? are hanging plaster nest to undecided cow panic recalls: I do not remember, when he too quickly!
16. A polar bear to stay alone on the ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly exclaimed ... ... ... ... cold ah!! ... ... ... ... ... ...
17. Meirenpeizi colleague's daughter is a small, home from the kindergarten her mother often asked her: hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! the man answered, comrades!
21. monkey asked the fox, how to put a song that described the elephant ass? Fox said: Leo'sant heard saying: , can beat you on the line. clean, Cawan also blow So good
back, walk away, and went for many years, shut the gas, but also starting, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
door, knocked on the door:
- polar bear! come out to play!
polar bears:
- does not play.
26. junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: the students attention ! I want out of shape! ... ...
27. a judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A judge said: ? dropped from the plane to. crow with a smile on pig said: A rabbit into a shop to ask the boss: Do you have any carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Impatient boss says no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears! Rabbit
After a child again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...
30.
Devil devil seize the princess said: Do you not call it breaking the throat, no one will save you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the devil she is!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
Ghost: Fuck! Been found.
by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Pishi with me!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Who told me? !
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I! ! ! It is said that the devil got
from schizophrenia.
31. Princess marriage of a king was asked to head an apple on the princess, who shot a chance to have it married the princess.
the first man shot in the apple, he said: Three men accidentally shot the princess, he said: A person in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic chase to him holding a kitchen knife to, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
33. Flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts
are sitting properly, as with the living.
39. Father and son take the bus.
Son: Dad, what time ah?
father: stop to go.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
40. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will the people ate, the results say a word, no eat
He said the tiger was . .
41. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man learned their children: Wolf was choked, said: men, men are liars!!!
42. the girl asked her boyfriend, away from me like ants.! ! to carve a good pull. But hairdresser accidentally knocked off and root. Sanmao fire a look: you want me to Ah disheveled?
49. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked : how do you know did not receive!? in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: I am one of an injured left foot.
Teacher comments: centipede you do?
subject: one after another Continued
children: work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: in the end you have several father ah?
Title: sad
children: a bar in front of my house ditch sad.
Teacher comments: teachers more sad
Title: another and
children: my mother was short and fat and tall and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of gold Steel up?
Title: You see
children: What you looking at! never seen ah?
Comments: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Rong confession .
Comments: Do not read too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........< br> Title : innocent children
wrote: really hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the phrase, can not be separated
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :..... ............< br> Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
turtle: have not seen such beauty as I do? See you almost have to pop out of the eyeball.
toad: Girl, you tease me, did not see me have goose bumps yet?
2, oriole see Xunsi the weasel said: weasel scolded: Dragonflies do not trust my mom asked: What does she do?
dragonfly: It was singer Oh!
Dragonfly Mother: Singer? Before a dig it!
4, an ant and tree crow fight!
ants: You kind of give me down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ants: Good! I'm waiting for you to have you look good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I'll go get all my brothers, shake you down and killed along with you!
5, both the welfare lottery feces shell mantis, a dragonfly feces shell: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill!
feces shell dragonfly B: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
6, male butterflies of the female butterfly sings:
along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings: hibernating frog couple in river caves. Drake: Look, more happiness. Duck on drake: Do not look, is the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, let's say nothing in this life, sir!
8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
TMD If you dare to use Hu carrots as bait, and I flat you die!
one, the most When her husband into the room, pointing to the corner of the things: furnishings of a home furnishings. About two in the morning, the husband got up to the kitchen to eat, back to the room when, holding a sandwich and a glass of milk, and gave the plaster, said: three days, even a saliva did not have to drink. less spend the night. One day both at home and have a little guilt on the other side, so extra tenderness. They do not want to sleep until dawn, his wife sat up suddenly stood up and shouted words dream and said: ......< br>
six, the most The village almost every woman having an affair, but in the affair will go to the priest after confession. After a while, the priest suggested that those women: [fall] to convey the meaning of the word the new priest, but the new priest took office, the village is forgot to tell the new priest about it. Women still went to the priest to do the same confession with the priest every day that I fell down today. Because too many people fall, so the priest went to the village head, he suggested to strengthen village road construction, so many people often fall. Unexpectedly, the village head is heard laughing. Father to know why so happy to see smiling village, very angry and said: accident They finally decided to make a final attempt, after several months of effort, rewarded for that hard work, the wife was pregnant, nine months later, gave birth to a healthy little boy. The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his newborn son, but was terrified he saw his son saw his life turned out to be the ugliest baby. He went to see his wife and told her that he absolutely can not be the baby's father, and very ferocious questioned his wife: hand burst into tears, murmuring prayers. Lao Zheng opened his eyes and looked at the little Zen weak, pale lips open and said softly: good, do not talk! I know, this is why I want to poison your reason! to the days of dawn. On the way back, they in urgent unbearable, so bite the bullet and walked into a roadside cemetery. Because did not bring toilet paper, the first woman took off his underwear rubbed, and threw the underwear. A second woman found next to a wreath, then wiped his tear elegiac couplet. Home not long after the two women, their husbands will exchange calls. I will never forget you '! One day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a cell phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each message is the same:
eleven p.m., Mr. Zhang's wife in one fell swoop would be derailed and that is sexual immorality catch the man.
Zhang cursed: not underestimate me, do you think that message I do not understand? read backwards is turtle eat dumplings, rice dumplings to buy snails. After two hours, the snail has not come back, the turtle anxious curse: fuck I do not come back to starve to death! Then the door came the sound of a snail: you his mother to say I'm not going!
day, cows ass out of a problem, ask Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou Well!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, However, to Loaning. finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. damn! drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
4. The doctor asked how the fracture patients. The patient said, I think the shoes of sand to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD have a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: body, the ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for crashed. Then a student stood up and said: said hastily: Q: pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: is the sun, I suddenly saw an elephant walking leisurely, got busy with straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ant said:
20. earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put yourself into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought like, put his into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! . said to him: you come, I carry you now and then .. .. .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so the ants also come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, , a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it, or half of earthworms did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: Buy their own! ! !
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
He replied: man; : Why do you print counterfeit money? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....< br> 28. Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said: : can not but speak out ah? > 30. The female mosquito is: not a good thing, one by one all grown up Chishi
31. I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is too scary! you? No woman before the half-bound; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37. someone to eat beef noodles in do not see the piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect to get that from my wife a wife up in a pie?
38. three mice taste, respectively, United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: , sir. 42. Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: very impressed: : ...
45. friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. before I bought two puppies, called the think of your , and soon the air came a voice: one, said: Bear asked: [The mouse when the toilet paper out ..
50. Panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
53. Production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. Just asses estrus was. production team of employees to go on a business trip to call the production team captain. . small beetles: Mom, why do we eat shit it? Beetles mother: the child, how can we say, when to eat such a disgusting thing
55. A meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor wind This bread is too hard canteen ...>< br> 57. see the Zhou Hua Jian like the song, we borrowed a tape is going through. day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? bunk M: in my bed too! silent two seconds, then turn the whole fell to the bed.
61. a male classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next teacher in class terms: , just give people nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha, right? clearly, I was undercover!
seven Fairy Lake in the bath, Journey anxious not see.
monk seriously towards the lake, shouting: donor, careful crocodile ah!
naked fairies flying ashore.
Pig sigh: ah-led intelligence can not go beyond four
monk to travel by plane, the way the crash, but only three parachutes.
So, Tang Seng said, and everyone to answer, not answer jump out.
Monkey: Monkey King, the sky a few sun ah?
Monkey King: A.
Monkey: to give you one.
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon ah ?
Drifting: A.
Monkey: also give you one.
happy side of the Pig, so simple question.
Monkey: Journey, the sky a few stars ah? < br >....
Pig jumped down.
Before long, four of them and fly to travel. the way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they to answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, when the PRC was established ah?
Wukong: 1949.
Monkey: to give you one.
Monkey: Drifting, the liberation war, is dead How many people ah?
Drifting: 250 million people.
Monkey: also give you one.
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people in the name of what is it?
.... .. Pig and only one jumped down from.
third time, four of them and to travel by plane, and on the way and an accident.
this time, the Pig said: Master, You do not ask, I just jump.
then plunged into the stream.
Monkey hands together: Amitabha, the parachute has four
1. One night, a naked man called a taxi , the driver stared at him intently, Naked furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother naked man it! driver also furious: I think you where the money from his mother!
2 . male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. woke to find the man really did not have lines, severely beat the men and woman a slap in the face: you do not even like animals! ;
3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds it!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: to ask, you know where in some areas? There almost every day of rain. It threw the badly beaten, worried that: it father, or tell it, it is not we own the!
7. and friends to the Mountain the top to see the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: What you cried ah! that friend one, but was happy to follow the call: ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: : well-known passenger stuck his head slowly in front of me: Monkey King. you do not chase the
6. One day test organisms, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Health is a do not know, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. proctor teacher was very angry and asked him: replied, br> Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
master came home the door lay person, the owner wonder, this Who
door: for gas
11. A professor teaching in the field: . . . . . . . Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? are hanging plaster nest to undecided cow panic recalls: I do not remember, when he too quickly!
16. A polar bear to stay alone on the ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly exclaimed ... ... ... ... cold ah!! ... ... ... ... ... ...
17. Meirenpeizi colleague's daughter is a small, home from the kindergarten her mother often asked her: hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! the man answered, comrades!
21. monkey asked the fox, how to put a song that described the elephant ass? Fox said: Leo's
back, walk away, and went for many years, shut the gas, but also starting, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
door, knocked on the door:
- polar bear! come out to play!
polar bears:
- does not play.
26. junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: the students attention ! I want out of shape! ... ...
27. a judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A judge said: ? dropped from the plane to. crow with a smile on pig said: A rabbit into a shop to ask the boss: Do you have any carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Impatient boss says no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears! Rabbit
After a child again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...
30.
Devil devil seize the princess said: Do you not call it breaking the throat, no one will save you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the devil she is!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
Ghost: Fuck! Been found.
by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Pishi with me!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Who told me? !
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I! ! ! It is said that the devil got
from schizophrenia.
31. Princess marriage of a king was asked to head an apple on the princess, who shot a chance to have it married the princess.
the first man shot in the apple, he said: Three men accidentally shot the princess, he said: A person in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic chase to him holding a kitchen knife to, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
33. Flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts
are sitting properly, as with the living.
39. Father and son take the bus.
Son: Dad, what time ah?
father: stop to go.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
40. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will the people ate, the results say a word, no eat
He said the tiger was . .
41. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man learned their children: Wolf was choked, said: men, men are liars!!!
42. the girl asked her boyfriend, away from me like ants.! ! to carve a good pull. But hairdresser accidentally knocked off and root. Sanmao fire a look: you want me to Ah disheveled?
49. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked : how do you know did not receive!? in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: I am one of an injured left foot.
Teacher comments: centipede you do?
subject: one after another Continued
children: work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: in the end you have several father ah?
Title: sad
children: a bar in front of my house ditch sad.
Teacher comments: teachers more sad
Title: another and
children: my mother was short and fat and tall and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of gold Steel up?
Title: You see
children: What you looking at! never seen ah?
Comments: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Rong confession .
Comments: Do not read too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........< br> Title : innocent children
wrote: really hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the phrase, can not be separated
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :..... ............< br> Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Morning and make your bed
Why do not immediately get up after the Diepi ? In metabolism , the human body itself is a source of pollution , because of its tissues and organs can produce large amounts of metabolic waste. Research shows that people in the sleep process, the human respiratory tract can be discharged harmful substances such as carbon dioxide 149 , may be discharged from the skin pores of 171 species of chemical substances. It has been determined , even healthy people, one night can also be breathing , talking , coughing, discharge of bacteria , viruses, nearly ten billion . If cold , pneumonia, farting , etc. , pollution will increase . Especially in the winter , windows and doors closed , poorly ventilated, these chemical pollutants filling the room.
owned by people 's clothes , his body was evaporating the water , but also makes the quilt of different procedures to get wet, so to flush out the chemicals stick in the quilt can not be distributed as soon as possible . If you get up immediately after the beds, these harmful chemicals to be wrapped in the quilt , when used again in the evening to be absorbed , and thus adversely affect human health .
Therefore, do not immediately Diebei and wake up the beds, but readily will flip the quilt , so that the quilt outward, the doors and windows open ventilation, makes the quilt on the natural distribution of water and chemical contaminants . Paternity wash up after the morning exercise workout , and then the beds, folded quilt.
owned by people 's clothes , his body was evaporating the water , but also makes the quilt of different procedures to get wet, so to flush out the chemicals stick in the quilt can not be distributed as soon as possible . If you get up immediately after the beds, these harmful chemicals to be wrapped in the quilt , when used again in the evening to be absorbed , and thus adversely affect human health .
Therefore, do not immediately Diebei and wake up the beds, but readily will flip the quilt , so that the quilt outward, the doors and windows open ventilation, makes the quilt on the natural distribution of water and chemical contaminants . Paternity wash up after the morning exercise workout , and then the beds, folded quilt.
Monday, April 11, 2011
People are generally within this
To walk soon
2, like the night, used to stay up late
3, hide your heart, like a person in tears
4, like to have pockets of clothes, or do not know the hand of the release Where
5, used to hold arm
6, used to the cold war
7, like the windows, like the corner, used to curl up
8, enjoy writing and reading
9, inexplicably alone, can not resist fear
10, very quiet, or love to talk
11, feelings on the bottom of my heart, have their own world
12, to smile on his face, fancies himself a sense of security children
13, used to silence, in silence, or select the outbreak of destruction
14, used to doubt, but always put the good in people
15, does not believe in fairy tales, has been expecting a real know how to protect their own people there
16, like nostalgia, and then felt a deep loneliness and fear
17, does not like shopping can be a person who has always been a shopping
18, a little thing to your head, think of dramatic scary
19, like to listen to slow songs, sad songs
20, will be very careful to note the emergence of life for everyone
21, used to crush, love will serve on a
22, sitting in front of the computer, do not know what to do, but do not want to turn it off
23, that everyone in the world are not reliable, but still as to choose to believe that someone else < br> 24, occasionally kind of want to disappear, or to life the idea of sleeping
25, does not like to wait, but always wait
26, often inadvertently daze
27, used to live in the past, like the retro
28, always get things like a very long
29, is not used to somehow disappeared in my life
30, no one can always feel their pain in my heart < br>
31, easily satisfied and more prone to injury
32, like the sad, and even decadent
33, used to keep their own, because only when such leave, the heart will not hurt
34, there is always a kind of feeling neglected
35, seems to bother, it seems superficial, in fact were protecting their
36, to pay much more than get
37, very stubborn, and do not know how to give up, But never once gave up on the back
38, always said to leave, but again found himself without leaving the grounds
39, smiling in front of others very happy, very indifferent when a person down
40, in front of strangers is very quiet, in front of friends nonsense
41, playing online games just to pass the lonely
42, when the rain like drizzle
43., not the desired too much in return, as long as you can let us a little dead-set can be small, but there must be
44, in a bad mood, but like to listen to sad song.
2, like the night, used to stay up late
3, hide your heart, like a person in tears
4, like to have pockets of clothes, or do not know the hand of the release Where
5, used to hold arm
6, used to the cold war
7, like the windows, like the corner, used to curl up
8, enjoy writing and reading
9, inexplicably alone, can not resist fear
10, very quiet, or love to talk
11, feelings on the bottom of my heart, have their own world
12, to smile on his face, fancies himself a sense of security children
13, used to silence, in silence, or select the outbreak of destruction
14, used to doubt, but always put the good in people
15, does not believe in fairy tales, has been expecting a real know how to protect their own people there
16, like nostalgia, and then felt a deep loneliness and fear
17, does not like shopping can be a person who has always been a shopping
18, a little thing to your head, think of dramatic scary
19, like to listen to slow songs, sad songs
20, will be very careful to note the emergence of life for everyone
21, used to crush, love will serve on a
22, sitting in front of the computer, do not know what to do, but do not want to turn it off
23, that everyone in the world are not reliable, but still as to choose to believe that someone else < br> 24, occasionally kind of want to disappear, or to life the idea of sleeping
25, does not like to wait, but always wait
26, often inadvertently daze
27, used to live in the past, like the retro
28, always get things like a very long
29, is not used to somehow disappeared in my life
30, no one can always feel their pain in my heart < br>
31, easily satisfied and more prone to injury
32, like the sad, and even decadent
33, used to keep their own, because only when such leave, the heart will not hurt
34, there is always a kind of feeling neglected
35, seems to bother, it seems superficial, in fact were protecting their
36, to pay much more than get
37, very stubborn, and do not know how to give up, But never once gave up on the back
38, always said to leave, but again found himself without leaving the grounds
39, smiling in front of others very happy, very indifferent when a person down
40, in front of strangers is very quiet, in front of friends nonsense
41, playing online games just to pass the lonely
42, when the rain like drizzle
43., not the desired too much in return, as long as you can let us a little dead-set can be small, but there must be
44, in a bad mood, but like to listen to sad song.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Juelian brother I want to be your bride
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an old miner died, leaving one child, a man and a woman, the boy eight years old, old girl, not his own, is his adopted children, boys first, girls children in the post.
old miner died in cave accident, but he is black coal in the mine, he was such a thing can only be considered bad luck, that's death of a cave to a few people, usually with fever unusual, his departure so that the two only rely on the child lost.
boy for the brother, called Li Ziqiang, girl called Limei Hui, related to the old miner's name, the boy's name is to him self-improvement, she was beautiful and wonderful girl in the hope, the old teacher, to find the miners from the name.
lost brother and sister sat in the cold depends on the house, very sad, do not know how to do, they are not living, maybe tomorrow will go hungry.
kang in the cold night, the boy could not sleep a little naive, is covered with a thick cold, clutching afraid of the dark sister to give her only warm.
mines the next day stubborn little boy appeared on the figure, carrying a large pocket Lou, picking coal mine, ten miles outside the town to sell, a pocket Lou can sell a dollar, this is Li Ziqiang's decision to pay him from two of life.
little girl soon learned, and stubborn with his brother behind, they can pick from a small half-day semi-pocket Lou, more so, would not move back.
from the vicinity of two siblings who can often see a small town in the coal mine on the way to and from, my brother holding his sister's hand, carrying a pocket height of a man Lou, sweat strewn miles of this rugged mountain.
is such a over six years, these six years, Li Ziqiang darker thinner, but robust, and in the daytime carrying pocket picking Mei Lou, reading lamp at night in the self-learning, teaching my sister to read and write. Old miners attack and told him that only the reading, have a way out, for the biological father when the old miner's Li Ziqiang of course, is convinced.
This year, Li Ziqiang applied to participate in the exam, have done quite well, was admitted to the county, but he had no money read, only to pick coal career, continued self-learning.
Three years later, Li Ziqiang applied to take the exam, the miserable, he did not lose heart, continue to self, while his sister into the junior high school life more difficult, and give him time to learn even less.
the entrance Chunghwa Cigarette in the third, he completely discouraged, his age is not suitable for school, but he stayed to look at the top of a room full of awards, each received a certificate are the sister Limei Hui, He decided to let her sister to become useful.
sister of the test results came out, county, the first place. He made a ton
only appeared only meat dish dinner, awards sister, told her to concentrate on reading, he was prepared to go to cities to work, be sure the sister university.
Limei Hui eating his brother do the cooking, had tears streaming, my brother's thirst for knowledge than anyone strong, silent for so many years thinking about his brother's hard for her subject to tears after dinner, Limei Hui also made a decision.
summer, Limei Hui quietly
city in the county to find a job, the year she was seventeen.
when she took the hard-earned money to go to school to repeat the moment of Li Ziqiang, Li Ziqiang for the first time beat her, a slap in the face and hit himself Flows tears, holding her sister, a man was crying not a sound, in her sister's pleading, and said he stopped a few years as can be read in high school, we must allow his brother to college, and ultimately Li Ziqiang into the desire of the two years of school.
Li Ziqiang's strenuously, performance is amazing, crazy sucking knowledge, in a year, access to prestigious universities in the provincial capital letter.
Li Ziqiang in the provincial capital to study, younger sister working in the provincial capital.
Limei Hui only junior secondary education, find work around the wall, pull down a lot of bad trades to come to join her water Lingling, of course, she refused to teach her brother's life truth, she is remembered. She finally chose the morning newspaper delivery, send flowers the morning and afternoon in the hotel Duan Panzi, the complexity of the evening washing dishes career, to her brother's school fees as much as possible Coushang, she's hard at work at all.
Li Ziqiang into the universities, in order to complete their studies within three years, so my sister in the future to continue to study, sucking his crazy knowledge, regardless of any occasion to hold books.
Limei Hui very pleased Zaikuzailei, watching his brother to study hard, get good results, she felt worth it.
Limei Hui Li Ziqiang appear in front is always very happy, very happy, the day's hard to hide up the total exhaustion, crazy early graduation in order to study the Li Ziqiang sister's body did not notice more and more thin, smiling also increasingly more reluctant.
Limei Hui brother in the provincial capital to the high school tuition, and what the cumulative hard work done, always happy, my colleagues are like this bright and lively girl, she was all praise, all kinds of rewards the total missed her.
Limei Hui more beautiful, but also increasingly thin, and finally a time in a pantry, collapsed to the ground.
taken to hospital by colleagues after the results of the check she woke up, she tore up, the work of a more happy, because my brother graduate soon. Li Ziqiang
finally graduated, won the opportunity to work in the provincial capital, has been wearing glasses for Li Ziqiang the good news to share with his sister, both excited and dancing in the rental house called, is the night Li Ziqiang for the first time after drinking.
chaos of wine may be able to, they live in small rented rooms, in the middle to pull a curtain, ignorant of the relationship between the two occurred.
next morning, Li Ziqiang deep remorse, watching sheets of red plum, Li Ziqiang direct himself in the face, although they both know that is not the siblings, but Li Ziqiang's minds, Limei Hui than their sister to be pro. Limei Hui struggling to climb up and hugged Li Ziqiang, and even said do not blame him, and said he last menstrual period is not dangerous, this era is not a virgin is not important. Li Ziqiang deep guilt, did not notice Limei Hui pale face almost no trace of blood, at the moment the body is much too weak to go to all this is just last night on their own violations.
Li Ziqiang to work, the environment, and was admitted to the unit of the house, but also to Limei Hui to find the school, so continue reading. But Li Ziqiang suddenly feel younger sister
somewhat different, and each time walked through the door slippers, food, bath water is ready, just like little wife wait on him in general. While the former will be so, but aware of what Li Ziqiang, Limei Hui eyes of tenderness made him shudder, in several deliberately broke into his room, he finally take it anymore, he found a girlfriend, started in love, and deliberately did not like the manager with his own daughter into the house, hoping to alert Limei Hui.
Li Ziqiang all this is to the so-called ethics and public pressure, is this account of their siblings, the eyes of outsiders is also a pro-brother and sister.
But all did not seem that the role of Limei Hui, except Li Ziqiang did not say it in person, but that they can not be embarrassed to live together, he knows he can not do without my sister, my sister can not be separated He, the two always had each other, so I do not have the heart to point out.
Li Ziqiang final decision was hastily married to the manager hinted several times, Li Ziqiang final to her sister, chose to marry, the manager's daughter, although he does not love her.
When going to tell Limei Hui Li Ziqiang the moment, Limei Hui laugh, beautiful smile beautiful, although the depth of a little blue eyes, but her smile is sincere, Limei Hui Road, my brother, I would look forward to your On this day come.
Limei Hui cry, very sad, very sad, my brother loves her, she knew, but that love, not that she needs, she needs her brother's true love, Valentine's love in general, she did not time, so she was scheming to get his brother's love, but so completely away from her brother was. But she can not marry against my brother, the bride she had seen, that look to see my brother, and himself, is a woman love his brother, the brother to her, and yourself to, you can rest assured.
this night, she cried all night the next day she had to leave school, my brother needs a beautiful bridesmaid bridesmaids, my brother a few days to be married.
Li Ziqiang's wedding, everyone looked stunning bridesmaid Limei Hui, as if she is the bride, but why my brother got married, the girl had been laughing eyes was heartbreaking depths of sadness, everyone can read, but no one said it was the wedding, the wedding celebration.
Li Ziqiang is Western-style wedding, the newly completed cathedral in the provincial capital.
units in the Outstanding Youth, and the wedding the bride is the daughter of the manager is particularly lively, to celebrate the crowd outside the church, almost the entire traffic blocked.
Limei Hui has been laughing, even from the morning, whole body pain like acupuncture in general, the doctor said is true, he really can not be excited, but she is more sweet, charming smile, almost as a wedding focus.
looked at his brother and the bride entered the church, to the brother and the bride exchanged wedding rings, Limei Hui a more severe physical and mental pain, especially in the brother and the bride exchanged rings at the moment, her smile frozen, a plant down, but his eyes reveal a deep appreciation.
have confused the whole church, the crowd screaming, the Li Ziqiang sister holding mad rush of the general hospital.
emergency rooms, Li Ziqiang degree of anxiety with the pace of the party left out in the side of the bride.
end when the number of hours later, the emergency room door opened, Li Ziqiang not believe the words heard.
We try our best.
Li Ziqiang Meng, and insane to seize the doctor by the collar, howling with. After four weeks of the men who
, but that young doctors began to shout at him, why the late stage of cancer to take her to.
Li Ziqiang Meng, and advanced cancer? Why? Why?
bad no one told him why, and who do not believe a smile so bright, smiling girl is already fascinated people dying patients.
Limei Hui went to so urgent, in her bloom gone.
Li Ziqiang hovering in the sister's room, the room was hung with pictures, the sister of painting talent is high, the room has left a lot of painting the shadow of their former happy, see Li Ziqiang sad tears.
him a pair of off, these are my sister's favorite, he would burn her.
but he put away his sister in the most recent one to their own painting, I saw the back of the inscription.
brother: When you see the moment of writing, I must be not around you, and my brother, you have to be strong, not for me, sorry you're sad, and my sister will be sad in the following, the brother will not let his sister in The following sad.
brother, I have always put their patients tell you, I'm afraid you'll be uncomfortable, so I will be more painful. When I know my illness, I have also not willing to, depression before, but think of my brother, I buried it all up, my brother does not like unhappy the way his sister, brother, sister are not happy to see, will feel bad.
brother, something that night, my sister do not blame you, never blame, blame your sister that night, all sister, sister, brother, that will soon be leaving to her sister's selfish, I drunk a brother, to lure a brother. Brother, I'm sorry, looking at his brother's guilt, his sister was painful, sister need love, not brother and sister love, brother love love.
brother some of his words, I have been keeping everything, not to say to you, love you, sister, sister, brother, not only sister, sister, brother, lover want to be, from small to large, her sister's heart that only her brother's shadow. Happy brother and sister will be happy, sad brother and sister will be sad. Brother and sister should not fall in love with you, make you sad, sad look at the way his brother, sister, tears every day, self-blame, but still so selfish before he died, want to love you, brother, please forgive her sister's selfishness. want to be the bride's sister, brother
must document.
Li Ziqiang see tears, suddenly casting himself in the mourning hall at the Limei Hui portrait of the former, wept aloud.
sister, there is a saying, brother, would like to say to you, love you brother, is a lover.
an old miner died, leaving one child, a man and a woman, the boy eight years old, old girl, not his own, is his adopted children, boys first, girls children in the post.
old miner died in cave accident, but he is black coal in the mine, he was such a thing can only be considered bad luck, that's death of a cave to a few people, usually with fever unusual, his departure so that the two only rely on the child lost.
boy for the brother, called Li Ziqiang, girl called Limei Hui, related to the old miner's name, the boy's name is to him self-improvement, she was beautiful and wonderful girl in the hope, the old teacher, to find the miners from the name.
lost brother and sister sat in the cold depends on the house, very sad, do not know how to do, they are not living, maybe tomorrow will go hungry.
kang in the cold night, the boy could not sleep a little naive, is covered with a thick cold, clutching afraid of the dark sister to give her only warm.
mines the next day stubborn little boy appeared on the figure, carrying a large pocket Lou, picking coal mine, ten miles outside the town to sell, a pocket Lou can sell a dollar, this is Li Ziqiang's decision to pay him from two of life.
little girl soon learned, and stubborn with his brother behind, they can pick from a small half-day semi-pocket Lou, more so, would not move back.
from the vicinity of two siblings who can often see a small town in the coal mine on the way to and from, my brother holding his sister's hand, carrying a pocket height of a man Lou, sweat strewn miles of this rugged mountain.
is such a over six years, these six years, Li Ziqiang darker thinner, but robust, and in the daytime carrying pocket picking Mei Lou, reading lamp at night in the self-learning, teaching my sister to read and write. Old miners attack and told him that only the reading, have a way out, for the biological father when the old miner's Li Ziqiang of course, is convinced.
This year, Li Ziqiang applied to participate in the exam, have done quite well, was admitted to the county, but he had no money read, only to pick coal career, continued self-learning.
Three years later, Li Ziqiang applied to take the exam, the miserable, he did not lose heart, continue to self, while his sister into the junior high school life more difficult, and give him time to learn even less.
the entrance Chunghwa Cigarette in the third, he completely discouraged, his age is not suitable for school, but he stayed to look at the top of a room full of awards, each received a certificate are the sister Limei Hui, He decided to let her sister to become useful.
sister of the test results came out, county, the first place. He made a ton
only appeared only meat dish dinner, awards sister, told her to concentrate on reading, he was prepared to go to cities to work, be sure the sister university.
Limei Hui eating his brother do the cooking, had tears streaming, my brother's thirst for knowledge than anyone strong, silent for so many years thinking about his brother's hard for her subject to tears after dinner, Limei Hui also made a decision.
summer, Limei Hui quietly
city in the county to find a job, the year she was seventeen.
when she took the hard-earned money to go to school to repeat the moment of Li Ziqiang, Li Ziqiang for the first time beat her, a slap in the face and hit himself Flows tears, holding her sister, a man was crying not a sound, in her sister's pleading, and said he stopped a few years as can be read in high school, we must allow his brother to college, and ultimately Li Ziqiang into the desire of the two years of school.
Li Ziqiang's strenuously, performance is amazing, crazy sucking knowledge, in a year, access to prestigious universities in the provincial capital letter.
Li Ziqiang in the provincial capital to study, younger sister working in the provincial capital.
Limei Hui only junior secondary education, find work around the wall, pull down a lot of bad trades to come to join her water Lingling, of course, she refused to teach her brother's life truth, she is remembered. She finally chose the morning newspaper delivery, send flowers the morning and afternoon in the hotel Duan Panzi, the complexity of the evening washing dishes career, to her brother's school fees as much as possible Coushang, she's hard at work at all.
Li Ziqiang into the universities, in order to complete their studies within three years, so my sister in the future to continue to study, sucking his crazy knowledge, regardless of any occasion to hold books.
Limei Hui very pleased Zaikuzailei, watching his brother to study hard, get good results, she felt worth it.
Limei Hui Li Ziqiang appear in front is always very happy, very happy, the day's hard to hide up the total exhaustion, crazy early graduation in order to study the Li Ziqiang sister's body did not notice more and more thin, smiling also increasingly more reluctant.
Limei Hui brother in the provincial capital to the high school tuition, and what the cumulative hard work done, always happy, my colleagues are like this bright and lively girl, she was all praise, all kinds of rewards the total missed her.
Limei Hui more beautiful, but also increasingly thin, and finally a time in a pantry, collapsed to the ground.
taken to hospital by colleagues after the results of the check she woke up, she tore up, the work of a more happy, because my brother graduate soon. Li Ziqiang
finally graduated, won the opportunity to work in the provincial capital, has been wearing glasses for Li Ziqiang the good news to share with his sister, both excited and dancing in the rental house called, is the night Li Ziqiang for the first time after drinking.
chaos of wine may be able to, they live in small rented rooms, in the middle to pull a curtain, ignorant of the relationship between the two occurred.
next morning, Li Ziqiang deep remorse, watching sheets of red plum, Li Ziqiang direct himself in the face, although they both know that is not the siblings, but Li Ziqiang's minds, Limei Hui than their sister to be pro. Limei Hui struggling to climb up and hugged Li Ziqiang, and even said do not blame him, and said he last menstrual period is not dangerous, this era is not a virgin is not important. Li Ziqiang deep guilt, did not notice Limei Hui pale face almost no trace of blood, at the moment the body is much too weak to go to all this is just last night on their own violations.
Li Ziqiang to work, the environment, and was admitted to the unit of the house, but also to Limei Hui to find the school, so continue reading. But Li Ziqiang suddenly feel younger sister
somewhat different, and each time walked through the door slippers, food, bath water is ready, just like little wife wait on him in general. While the former will be so, but aware of what Li Ziqiang, Limei Hui eyes of tenderness made him shudder, in several deliberately broke into his room, he finally take it anymore, he found a girlfriend, started in love, and deliberately did not like the manager with his own daughter into the house, hoping to alert Limei Hui.
Li Ziqiang all this is to the so-called ethics and public pressure, is this account of their siblings, the eyes of outsiders is also a pro-brother and sister.
But all did not seem that the role of Limei Hui, except Li Ziqiang did not say it in person, but that they can not be embarrassed to live together, he knows he can not do without my sister, my sister can not be separated He, the two always had each other, so I do not have the heart to point out.
Li Ziqiang final decision was hastily married to the manager hinted several times, Li Ziqiang final to her sister, chose to marry, the manager's daughter, although he does not love her.
When going to tell Limei Hui Li Ziqiang the moment, Limei Hui laugh, beautiful smile beautiful, although the depth of a little blue eyes, but her smile is sincere, Limei Hui Road, my brother, I would look forward to your On this day come.
Limei Hui cry, very sad, very sad, my brother loves her, she knew, but that love, not that she needs, she needs her brother's true love, Valentine's love in general, she did not time, so she was scheming to get his brother's love, but so completely away from her brother was. But she can not marry against my brother, the bride she had seen, that look to see my brother, and himself, is a woman love his brother, the brother to her, and yourself to, you can rest assured.
this night, she cried all night the next day she had to leave school, my brother needs a beautiful bridesmaid bridesmaids, my brother a few days to be married.
Li Ziqiang's wedding, everyone looked stunning bridesmaid Limei Hui, as if she is the bride, but why my brother got married, the girl had been laughing eyes was heartbreaking depths of sadness, everyone can read, but no one said it was the wedding, the wedding celebration.
Li Ziqiang is Western-style wedding, the newly completed cathedral in the provincial capital.
units in the Outstanding Youth, and the wedding the bride is the daughter of the manager is particularly lively, to celebrate the crowd outside the church, almost the entire traffic blocked.
Limei Hui has been laughing, even from the morning, whole body pain like acupuncture in general, the doctor said is true, he really can not be excited, but she is more sweet, charming smile, almost as a wedding focus.
looked at his brother and the bride entered the church, to the brother and the bride exchanged wedding rings, Limei Hui a more severe physical and mental pain, especially in the brother and the bride exchanged rings at the moment, her smile frozen, a plant down, but his eyes reveal a deep appreciation.
have confused the whole church, the crowd screaming, the Li Ziqiang sister holding mad rush of the general hospital.
emergency rooms, Li Ziqiang degree of anxiety with the pace of the party left out in the side of the bride.
end when the number of hours later, the emergency room door opened, Li Ziqiang not believe the words heard.
We try our best.
Li Ziqiang Meng, and insane to seize the doctor by the collar, howling with. After four weeks of the men who
, but that young doctors began to shout at him, why the late stage of cancer to take her to.
Li Ziqiang Meng, and advanced cancer? Why? Why?
bad no one told him why, and who do not believe a smile so bright, smiling girl is already fascinated people dying patients.
Limei Hui went to so urgent, in her bloom gone.
Li Ziqiang hovering in the sister's room, the room was hung with pictures, the sister of painting talent is high, the room has left a lot of painting the shadow of their former happy, see Li Ziqiang sad tears.
him a pair of off, these are my sister's favorite, he would burn her.
but he put away his sister in the most recent one to their own painting, I saw the back of the inscription.
brother: When you see the moment of writing, I must be not around you, and my brother, you have to be strong, not for me, sorry you're sad, and my sister will be sad in the following, the brother will not let his sister in The following sad.
brother, I have always put their patients tell you, I'm afraid you'll be uncomfortable, so I will be more painful. When I know my illness, I have also not willing to, depression before, but think of my brother, I buried it all up, my brother does not like unhappy the way his sister, brother, sister are not happy to see, will feel bad.
brother, something that night, my sister do not blame you, never blame, blame your sister that night, all sister, sister, brother, that will soon be leaving to her sister's selfish, I drunk a brother, to lure a brother. Brother, I'm sorry, looking at his brother's guilt, his sister was painful, sister need love, not brother and sister love, brother love love.
brother some of his words, I have been keeping everything, not to say to you, love you, sister, sister, brother, not only sister, sister, brother, lover want to be, from small to large, her sister's heart that only her brother's shadow. Happy brother and sister will be happy, sad brother and sister will be sad. Brother and sister should not fall in love with you, make you sad, sad look at the way his brother, sister, tears every day, self-blame, but still so selfish before he died, want to love you, brother, please forgive her sister's selfishness. want to be the bride's sister, brother
must document.
Li Ziqiang see tears, suddenly casting himself in the mourning hall at the Limei Hui portrait of the former, wept aloud.
sister, there is a saying, brother, would like to say to you, love you brother, is a lover.
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